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I come here for the snark but sometimes it is uncalled for and over the top. Seth Meyers has consistently been one of the bright spots of late night, and he often gives space to people other than white men to shine. We could do a lot worse than him as an award show host. Amber Ruffin on “Amber Says What” is a goddamn

Omg people I’m struggling as usual with dating. I realized today that it’s not so much a lack of confidence, it’s ANXIETY. I stress the fuck out whenever I start talking to a guy...not at the beginning, in the beginning I’m cool girl. A month in, and I’m timing his text responses. I’m anxious in every aspect of my

I could really use some love right now. My husband just told me that he wasn’t willing to try on our marriage. We’re ending.

My mom’s new husband is my dad’s little brother. (No lie)

Is there a list for UncleDaddy gifts? Besides lots of wine and therapy for me?

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because of its blandness. For me its just nice to hang out in my childhood home, help my mom cook, watch a little football with dad and have a family meal together.

Britney? Pipes? I love the woman but not sure what you mean.... ;)

I love the new portraits of them. 70 years is a long time to deal with his shenanigans, lol!

It really is a huge loss when our pets die. I can only console myself by thinking about how I gave them the best lives I could have given, and that their deaths were as pain-free as possible, due to human intervention. That’s always my focus, although my own response to the loss is real and enduring. FaceBook reminds

Sephora Flash has literally never gotten an order to my doorstep in two business days. I think the shortest was four days, and the longest was like 11. I sent a complaint on that one, and they were like, “it’s because you ordered it late in the day” and I was like, “cool, add one day to the shipping time, I totally

His designs were always amazing on red carpets - on trend, fun, flattering, and very beautiful but never to be mistaken for another designer’s work.

If you look closely at the clip, Megyn is whispering something in Bobby’s ear when she hugs him. I slowed the footage down and read her lips. She said “fucking stop the fucking column or I’ll fucking kill your immediate family.”

From my dinner table a few years ago after my father-in-law was scraping the bottom of his bowl of vegetable chili I’d made:

Does it end with her curling up in a tight ball on the floor because every single man she comes into contact with has more gross, shitty thoughts about women than she could ever imagine, even the good guys?

I’ve never had bad sex because, I realized, after experiencing some shitty partners, that it was up to ME to get what I needed from the experience, whether or not they were doing it.

No, no, no. There isn’t a link between older fathers and autism. That’s just too damn logical. It’s the vaccines! Always the vaccines! Men are never at fault for anything in utero!

“It would be a tragedy if I didn’t have children,”- Stamos

It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.

What you call natural I call a good boob job.

He’s a mediocre basketball player who is lucky to play with Lebron James. She’s a future reality star riding his mediocre basketball career into whatever passes as fame for these reality TV stars.