Oh I think she has her next meal planned...

This one never fails to make me laugh:

“Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus.”

Let they who have not thrown away every ounce of ethics to financially benefit throw the first stone...

Today I had to go to sort of the middle of nowhere (no offense to anyone from Gardner Mass) for work. And I stopped at a little diner for breakfast after (food was great!) But it was cash only and some other customers only had credit cards so the waitress told them to just eat and come back to pay whenever they have…

This is my favorite video of all time and I watch it almost every day.

This made me cry. My boyfriend looked over at me and yelled “IS FIONA OKAY? ARE THOSE HAPPY TEARS OR SAD TEARS?! IS. FIONA. OKAY.”

I love how much these people love each other. Timothy Simons and Tony Hale did a video for her last round, too, and it’s adorable.

My first honeymoon started out as a disaster (and the fact I called it my first honeymoon tells you how the marriage turned out).

She killed that poor man!

her 39-person bridal party

The fact that the former presidents are either inadvertently or purposely mean girling 45 makes me smile for a moment. If I had more skill I would edit the “you can’t sit with us” to have the presidents’ faces.

Are you good with money? Please tell me your money saving tricks. I’m living paycheck to paycheck. I’m so discouraged because I’m like “I did not go to college for a million years to be working poor.” I have always had difficulty managing money. I dream of being debt free, but even trying to get a $1000 emergency fund…

I’m here with my two hands like an idiot trying to figure out what’s going on... It seems she’s deigning to hold his pinky? Maybe?

Is there any job he could do that you wouldn’t attack him for?

This is just painful to read. You may be super duper fun at parties!

Okay please. Yes he is privileged but that resume above cannot be achieved by privilege alone. Come ON.

I’m sensing a pattern for Colbert on these Friday shows (which are taped earlier in the week): There’s usually an interview you’re not going to get during the rest of the week.

He doesn’t look anything like Allen, but he looks almost exactly like his grandfather

He’s 29 now, but yes, he is Doogie Howser. He graduated from Bard College at the age of 15 then started at Yale law school at 16. He’s member of the New York Bar. He had already done a stint at the State Department before he started a career in journalism. His resume is pretty insane.