HR will prob just be like, “Tell her it bothers you.” I just recently was switched to an HR team (even though I am not HR) and basically they just tell people to deal with their own problems when they are low level like this. But yeah, this person just needs to chill.

Germany, also (at least in the East German city where I live). The only way we can tell that it’s spring is because the hippies are *hey presto* shoeless, and it’s never indoors - always outdoors across the filthy sidewalks lined with cigarette butts and loogies and dog shit. Those same people are almost always white…

For the hookworm, duh.

Problem solved.

Beyoncé isn’t a songwriter. Okay, yes, she has co-written many songs, but she’s notorious for her flimsy co-writing credits. I don’t doubt that she is the creative force behind her own music in a more general sense (though some do doubt it), but songwriting just isn’t her strength. She mostly leaves that to people…

I don’t know if they’re miserable assholes but I definitely feel like I have nothing in common with them, like people who stay in Hard Rock Cafe hotels or all inclusive resorts or who drink shots... I mean, everyone I know who enjoys cruises, well let’s just say they’re not my tribe. I like some of them, but we’re…

Selena, you’re so much better than that.

“He hopes to regain her trust so they can get back together.”

Is it really Nicki Minaj’s brother’s lawyer’s fault, though? How well can someone defending a man who allegedly raped his own stepdaughter do? We should be proud that the lawyer even tried rather than go “Fuck it, I am out of here”.

Oh man, Selena’s gonna look back on her 20s and her Justin Bieber years one day and think, holy fucking shit, I can’t believe I dated that loser.

They’re like white trash Romanovs. Both lost a civil war, both were defeated because they ran brutally repressive societies that deserved to be destroyed, and both have cults of fictional nostalgia for the “glory” of a past that never was (except for 1%).

She probably has dirt on Tango himself as he clearly has a thing for her (bleurgh) given how close he’s kept her.

BITCH DID YOU CROCHET AN ENTIRE GIANT POPCORN COSTUME?!?!?!?!?!?

Popcorn! Bummer is, I work alone in my office, so no one even gets to see it :(

Ruth Bader Ginsbark. Dress for the job you want. ✌🏼

His sons.

Am I the only one who thinks, if I were to meet Paul Manafort in person, he would smell like booze? The guy strikes me as a closet alcoholic who wears make up to cover up his red nose.

“....Also, there is NO COLLUSION”

he says a lot of things...

Larry’s immediate, furious response to Richard Lewis’ “I dated a garbage woman, once” story was the highlight of the episode. Just the perfect Larry moment, incredulous and hostile while also accusing Richard of making up the entire event, simply to better him socially.

Runner-up: Larry’s “Thank you for serving the…