Now we know which wizarding school he came from.

He “found” a “stray” purebred husky on the street?

Agree. At this point can she even wear flats without pain?

Or that they look painfully cheap - OLD NAVY ISH EVEN!

So, she’s failed at her job for 20 years? Maybe she’s not the person to “fix” Apple’s white power structure.

Here’s my sweet boy in his new crate:

On Tuesday, my doggy soulmate Buster was diagnosed with IVDD, a degenerative spinal disease. It’s not a death sentence, thank god, and many dogs live for years with the right treatment and care. But it’s still very serious. He’s on bed rest for two weeks, and after that we’ll have to be careful with any kind of rough…

Oh, Angel; you’re back again. Now...

Anyone just have this experience?

Please don’t ever hurl yourself into a barrel of glue, Ellie.

A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.

If your wife is shopping at Forever 21 you might want to investigate the legality of your marriage.

You could’ve stopped your list at Target. Everything in that store is catnip for women.

The worst store is always any store your wife drags you into. Target, Hobby Lobby, Sephora, Forever 21, doesn’t matter. She will take 17,000 goddamn years to look at every item 67 times and then leave with something she found the first 5 minutes you were there. And it’s always the case that you can’t go wander off on…

I am super duper tired and goofy and wish I had time to take topless photos cavorting on my bed but the dog barfed on the comforter, there are three baskets of unfolded laundry in the background and the mattress is so old I could get a puncture wound requiring a tetanus shot if I cavorted at the wrong angle. My…

Only move to potentially salvage Marchesa. Makes sense.

Matt Damon has four daughters, people! He’s now contractually obligated to care about women.

Unsurprising. GOP motto: good for me, not for thee.

You know, I’ve never got the whole JTL and JB relationship. I never saw a chemistry between them (ok, like I’ve get that I’ve never met them), but their relationship seemed off to me. I also heard that there were problems before they even got engaged. Anyway, whatever, good luck to them but color me not surprised.

Hefner loved women - specially he loved the way attractive women made him feel about himself. He loved the way they confirmed his status, flattered him, and made other men envious. As far as loving women as separate human beings with their own unique internal lives, goals, and opinions, not so much.