Not too shady. His ex was clearly pregnant when he got together with Khloe, but nine-month-old son plus 9-10 months of pregnancy is well over a year.

you know what, good for her! She wanted to have a baby for a long time. She is a grown woman who has lived her life and can afford it.

Beautiful work, نساء!

Get a red riding hood coat. You won’t be disappointed. This one is from LLBean.

My winter coat cost me 150 ten or so years ago. It was spring, and I was in a department store. I don’t remember which, probably Burlington Coat Factory because I’m cheap.

The inside is a full on cheetah print in microfiber that you could make plushies out of, and it’s HEAVY. The outside is your basic black waterproof…

Based on my wholly unscientific observations, their smallest girl-child is in danger of flipping (geddit?!?) the fuck out. That kid has psychiatrists’ couches in her future, or I’ll eat my hat.

Exhibit A: That mofo ginormous $4M ring Vanessa Bryant got after Kobe’s fuckup.

ALSO SHE ONLY WEARS BRONZER AND EYELINER! WTHELL!

I assume it meant oncoming divorce because of Chip’s affair with Clint. Everyone thought it was Joanna having the affair or that Clint was in love with her, but that was just a crazy cover and everything is about to come out in the tabloids.

Smart call. It was only a matter of time until one of them said something terribly homophobic or racist in an interview.

It’s pre-divorce speak.

I bet they’re doomsday preppers!!!! Need more time shiplapping their bunker before the nuke comes!!

I’ve known this for awhile?? HGTV got mad about Jo’s Makeup line

Little House on the Prairie called; Ma wants her dress back.

There is a certain size at which a wedding ring just screams “It’s got a carat for each time brought me home syphilis from some strange.”

Since she paid for it, why shouldn’t she show it off? *shrug*

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

Person to me: Hey, did you know LeBron James and Carmelo Anthony are going to show more poise and concern for fellow citizens and their rights than the president of the United States?

I served in the military during the Vietnam war, and my foot hurt too, but I served anyway.

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…