he does realize that we owe them 1.157 trillion dollars, right? i’m not sure what leverage he thinks we have in this economic situation.
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It’s pronounced “GY-na.”
The same. Because they are dumb.
LOL, good joke but implausible. Donald Trump can’t count.
A blonde woman leaned over the guardrail to yell, “Better than killin’ babies!”
My parents insisted on getting us nice china. It’s still in the boxes. She asks about it every year. Did you get the nice china out for Thanksgiving? No, mom. I work eleven billion hours in a week you’re lucky there’s turkey. These plates are fine. You should have spent that money on literally anything else.
Wife and I went to Macys and did the whole Registry party thing they throw. We gave them a bum email account I use, filled up on their snacks and drinks, scanned a bunch of stuff we knew we were never getting and left with a full stomach. Never told anyone about that registry. Wife and I lived together for several…
Le Vian chocolate diamonds are trolling people so hard and it’s hilarious.
Many vestigial parts of the wedding industry hate millennials.
The black diamonds really, really piss me off. Where I am from, we have a word for that, and that word is coal.
I keep getting targeted ads on Hulu for this new brown shit diamond and like, no. No fucking way.
I bought my own diamond ring and it had nothing to do with love and everything to do with my own vanity. My husband hates that I bought it myself but he wasn’t stepping up and I waaaanted one. So there.
Seriously - every episode I have seen has the exact same “plot”: they find a potential house to flip. She says something wise about the costs, about being careful because [reason], etc. He pays no attention to her and does what he wants (nearly every time this means overpaying for a house they decided not to buy). She…
OMG Jen from Appleton is such a bitch!
Joe Malone candles are like 65.
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I love candle drama.
William Henry Harrison’s boss move of taking office them promptly dying is looking like a pretty sweet deal compared to what we’re facing.
To create a legally binding, individual document after vetting a person’s record to make sure they are not letting murderers out (for example) and then getting it to the president for approval, yes. But you go ahead and be condescending anyway.
Noah looks like someone stuck a Q-tip down the shower drain at the YMCA and then raised it in England.