Romney may be the first reasonable candidate that Trump has proposed. He’s a Republican, but at least he’s intelligent, sane, and responsible unlike the motley group of idiots and lunatics that have been mentioned as possible candidates for various positions.

On the news today I heard that Trump is considering Romney for Secretary of State. I thought, well, at least there would be one adult in the room.

hi. i live in indiana. i’m terrified and scrambling to get long-acting reversible contraception.

PREACH. If there had been this many non-Jewish Europeans helping so many Jews there wouldn’t have BEEN a Holocaust.

Oh look, another movie about how nice everyone was to the Jews and how the Holocaust redeems the lives of non-Jews. If you believe pop culture it’s a wonder the Nazis manage to exterminate anyone what with all the Gentiles shoving each other out of the way to help out.

:Discreetly shelves spec. script about President Obama called “The First Lady’s Husband:

Will watch solely for baby lion holding. Come at me.

If you’re living in an urban city, things are great for you. But if you’re living in a small town where the biggest employer is a walmart, and you’re deciding between paying the house note or the medical bills, America doesn’t feel great. If your cost of living is high, but your wages are stagnant, America doesn’t…

But I’m so glad we didn’t elect a lady who doesn’t know how to email well.

NO I WON’T STOP SAYING IT.

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Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

well, clearly trump winning this election was like a dog chasing a car - neither has any idea what to do with it now that they’ve caught it.

The fact that she is almost certainly a Trump supporter who splits her time between the swing states of Michigan and Florida should kill most of the boners on this site.

Kate’s improper use of “your” has forever killed my boner for her.

Those 8 months when Kate Upton was relevant seems like 10 years ago.

Those 8 months when Kate Upton was relevant seems like 10 years ago.

Objects in the Trump home? Like Melania? (meaning that he objectifies her, not that she is actually an object, and this might have been funnier without this extended explanation, but probably not).

What a brave little girl to walk out with her head held high. I can’t imagine how painful it would be to feel the kind of intense hatred that inflamed the countless people, including other children, who thought she was less than human and certainly not good enough to be around them.

In terms of environmental organizations, we also need to worry about access to and privatization of public lands. The Republican Party Playform calls for turning National Parks and Forests to the states, which will jeopardize their preservation for future generations. One organization working against this is…

Important to note: please take your donations local as well. With the inevitable cuts and restrictions on the horizon, it’s the small local nonprofits and branch offices that will be under the greatest pressure to get the funding they need to keep their programs running. And the fact that your money passes through…