My personal theory is that he ran for President:

We’re not going to be that lucky. He will never quit as I’m sure just holding the title of “Leader of the Free World” is too gratifying for him to abandon, he’ll just delegate the majority of his responsibilities to Pence and the other nightmarish people he’ll staff his administration with. W got away with spending…

Oh honey, honey. He’s not going to do the actual work. He hasn’t done any actual work for years. Pence will basically be the CEO and Trump will be the “Chairman.” You know what they do? Get ready for endless rallies. Trump loves rallies. They’ll send him out to do lots of rallies.

+ 1 Heart Failure

I give him three months before he goes, “Fuck this. I am outta here.” This is a man who has been handed everything to him on a silver platter his entire life. He didn’t have to roll up his sleeves and work his knuckles to the bone for anything. And now he is going to take what is arguably the most stressful and…

Not neeeeeearly this apocalyptic.

In 2000 people were worried about stupidity taking power and slowing social change. It wasn’t nearly as disappointing as the idea of hate taking power and reversing civil rights.

Worse than 2000 by leaps and bounds.

The referendum is clear: Americans don’t like women in positions of power, and will vote for anything at all against that, given the choice.

“Why can’t we just use nukes?”

Bush showed some kind of respect for the institutions that the US is built on.

I’ll offer this ray of hope. Probably won’t get out of the greys, but it’s worth saying.

I was going to write a long thing but I drank my sorrows away. I’m so ashamed. Me and my family are fucked. This wasn’t just about red vs blue, real shit was on the line. I’ve never felt so hopeless.

Pacifica! I’m barely joking. I have no jokes left.

As awful as I thought Bush would be and as much as he spectacularly exceeded my expectations, he will be nothing on Trump. I can’t get out of this shithole fast enough.

Now is a good time for us on the West Coast to secede. I think we’re done with all that “United States” bullshit. Because tonight absolutely proved it’s bullshit. Unequivocally.

Racism is real. Sexism is real. Xenophobia is real. Homophobia is real.

The image of Clinton, or even anyone, having to call and concede to and congratulate Trump on becoming president, is going to fucking haunt me.

Well, I hope at some point impeachment. He’s a total fraud, a danger, downright stupid and not at all capable of following the law, so I could easily see him committing an impeachable action.

ETA DISMISS THE TROLLS