Scrolls through merch... wait... no “Lesbian Shitass” or “Do You Even PubMed” tees?

TBH, Jay was the weakest half of Watch the Throne, so I’m totally fine with that never happening again.

I don’t know how many ways Jay can make it plain that Kanye is just an artist to him. There has been so many things Jay did over the years. “Death to Autotune” was practically a bullet through 808's and Heartbreak.

In fairness my image is neither crafted nor polished, and I don’t really want to be associated with Kim or the Kardashian brand, either.

I think he’ll always be the friend that cares more. And you know Jay and Beyonce will never want to be associated with Kim or the Kardashian brand. They’re image is too crafted and polished for that.

Le sigh....sooooo many mason jars.

(a.) That Valentino that Dianna Agron wore for her wedding is lovely, but (b.) there is no amount of cash-money in the world that could make me spend one hour with the banjoist from Mumford and Sons, let alone marry the man. Dear jeebus, that wedding must have had a lot of mason jars.

Yeah. If this is true, well...there are only two types of people who know the various words once used to describe people with differing percentages of mixed-race heritage. Voracious readers of pop-history books with tons of obscure bits of vocabulary stuck in the back of their heads, and racists. And the first type…

because it’s an archaic term... I don’t think anyone under the age of 80 would even ever have a memory of it being used in an actual conversation. It’s like “miscegenation” as a concept level old...

Had to google Mulatto. Weird that I don’t remember hearing it before. Why do we have a word specifically for white/black mixed race?

I feel so wrong talking about the first lady’s butt but GOD DAMN. you could bounce quarters off of it.

I loved when Zach asked him if he was a nerd and his answer was did Zach think Michelle would marry a nerd. Ughhh soooooo good together, love them

(Obama voice) “Michelle, that dress looks beautiful... It will look even better on the floor of our bedroom.”

She does a lot of one-shoulder stuff, I’ve noticed.

If they break up, I think I’ll lose all hope for lasting love. They are perfect together.

She looks stunning BUT...I still prefer the Jason Wu gown she wore for the State dinner with the Treadeaus.

This bums me out. It makes me feel bad for all the people that really are victims of sexual assault.

Whenever I watch House Hunters International and the white couples are moving from the Midwest or Texas to Mexico or Honduras or Guatemala, I just roll my eyes and wonder how long they last.

Or the fictional businesswoman Kim K plays on E. Lol dammit I just had to say it.

Ugh, I’m 20 weeks pregnant today, I break into hives whenever I start to research strollers, car seats, etc. We’re going to get a lot of hand-me-downs, but some stuff we’re going to have to shell out for. I HATE feeling like we are being shaken down for all our money by an industry that also insists on these cutesy,…