That’s...disappointing. I’ve always thought he had more progressive views about women (although admittedly divorce can color your views). But man, a few years ago he was on Leno and went off on Roman Polanski (and his supporters). Rock was so indignant. He just kept exclaiming, “It’s rape, Jay! It’s rape!”

I always forget that she won an Oscar. You ever watch an Oscar nominated movie or one that had an award winning actor or actress in it, like YEARS later, and think “THIS WON AN OSCAR?” lol. I watched American Beauty a few months ago with a pal and it was almost unwatchable.

And like Seinfeld still is.

Legally Bland

If a black person calls another black person an Oreo, is that racist or just an insult?

An Oreo is also offensive slang for a black person who is “white on the inside.” Usually reserved for someone who “acts white”, but even people who are part white get called this.

I think carrot cake is too healthy (though I appreciate the orange reference). I think a Trump-cupcake would be more like a stale twinkie covered in a ganache made of melted circus peanuts and excessively studded with those metallic decorating balls.

But has it sexually assaulted anyone? What are its feelings about Mexicans? Muslims? What does it do when it sees a 10-year-old girl going up an escalator?

Ciara was never going to win that lawsuit. Girl no one offered you such a lucrative contract.

One can hardly be faulted for misspelling a name that is itself a tortured spelling.

Gabrielle Union is only a small part of the movie and you don’t even get to hear her speak. I think this part was taken as maybe a favor to Parker and to make a statement of the rampant amount of sexual assault that black women faced then and today...

All Shoulders Matter.

And then we have Hillary. I’ve posted this before, but I love it.

Case in point:

Oh please, plenty of large-and-in-charge dudes look foine in their suits, because they buy high-quality garments and have them fitted correctly, and then they take care of their clothes properly. Donald Trump is just a lazy slob. He is the polar opposite of whatever attractive and well-dressed is, yes, but he doesn’t…

He, like most people with bad/no taste, think that if something is expensive, then it is appropriate/beautiful.The more you spend on it, the better it must be! But this is simply not true. The most expensive wine is not always the best tasting, the most expensive clothes are not automatically the best look for you,…

I’ve seen heavier guys where they’re dressed to the nines and all you think is DAMN that’s a suit. Seriously. Maybe an unorthodox pinstripe and matching pocket square, or what have you, but I do so love a nicely tailored guy.

Ok I’ll say it: He’s fat.

Forbes changed her estimated net worth from $4.5 billion to “nothing.”