flashpanhunter
FlashPanHunter
flashpanhunter

Yeah winning Emmy’s, being nominated for Oscar’s, having box office success and high ratings is a weird way to judge the success of a project. If you aren’t a fucking moron, oh wait....

Are you fucking serious? Dude there is a fucking computer in your pocket use it for something other than looking for porn. Since your dumb ass asked

Seriously. Anyone who thinks Moore was the best Bond shouldn’t t have their opinion taken seriously on anything.

Dear Fan Boys:

Oh great, now it’s time for #NotMy007!

I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.

There is no way anyone could ever describe licensing a pre-existing facility as “building their own field.”

It is not. They donated funds for improving a a pre-existing public facility and licensed that facility. They certainly did not build their own field.

Fuck these guys and as we all said the last time, let them build their own field.

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Meanwhile, I’d just like to remind people what it was like to have a GOAT who could genuinely laugh at himself:

American fool, Russian Olympic Committee already is crossbreed spider and human man. We call him человек и паук and all nations will tremble before him!

Yeah but nothing beats winning the dectuple of the Premier League, Champions League, FA Cup, League Cup, Cup Winners Cup, Charity Shield, Cup Winners Winners Cup, Premier Champions Cup Shield, FA Cup Charity Shield, and Champions Premier FA Cup Winners Charity League Shield.

The Russian olympic committee is already figuring out how to dope with Helium to give a competitive advantage on this.

Then fucking win in the playoffs?

Watching the team try to form some sort of coherent offensive strategy last night was like watching a monkey try to fuck a football. At a basic level you understand what it’s trying to do, but in the end it’s just confusion and embarrassment for everything involved. 

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

One of the few unifying things between the right and the left is that neither give a fuck about James Carville in 2019. 

How is Anderson “jeopardizing his bag” with that defense? It’s not diving at someone’s knees on a loose ball, it’s not coming under a jump shooter before he lands. Morris is trying to give Anderson a fucking concussion with those elbow swings because he can’t be bothered to keep the ball away from a bench scrub, and

just imagine: if you were on an internet-connected device, you could somehow access this information yourself.