flashpanhunter
FlashPanHunter
flashpanhunter

“Daddy, why do we celebrate Keanumas”

uh, God’s not really a big fan of calves, especially Golden ones

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

The beauty of it is “not believing either of them” is an option.

Gardner Reaps What He Sows

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

The Browns roster seems like a good place to hide things you don’t want to achieve any notoriety.

You’d think he, of all people, would heed Nancy Reagan’s advice to Just Sano.

Re: Tropicana Field

Why on earth is a ball still in play if it hits a roof structure? How incredibly stupid.

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

Literally the only reason Trump flipped on this bill was because Fox News was griping about it this morning.

That is super nice of you. Kicker is that the Fox News Brand of Whiteness(TM) is like herpes - minute you’re OK with that sore on your lip the shit spreads.

Well actually...

Hi Michael,

“It’s happening all over the country. No nation, no society has ever changed this much, this fast,”

Yup, find something steadfast and immovable.