Funny how we get no stories about the college administration who was taking these bribes. We also get no stories about the REAL super-rich also caught up in this story. All we got are two minor celebrities who were pushed off the sleigh for the pursuing wolves to devour as everyone else gets away.

Two months Full House arrest.

Two months of getting arrested by Hugh Laurie?

So two months house arrest, then.

Could we get a list of the actual charges she’s being tried for? I assume one of them has to be mass murder, which is the only possible justification for locking a human being in a concrete box for five decades.

Meanwhile...