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First time I went down on someone she farted, had an orgasm and squirted. It’s like I hit the bingo of cunilingus.

Deus Ex: Human Revolution? Worth buying?

Deus Ex: Human Revolution? Worth buying?

I think I love you! Fuck that show and fuck Will Ferrell!

yup! jumped straight to my “skip his/her articles list”

One more tip I forgot to mention: car sharing.

Want to travel even cheaper? Bus!

I am so excited! I have been looking for something to make my morning smoothies a little more substantial since I get super hungry only after a few hours. I’ve tried a few protein powders and I like them, but I’m too budget-conscious (and try to stick to whole foods more often than not) to use them for the long-term.

I think it works the other way around too. My gf deep throated my penis the first time she gave me a bj. first it was ok, but then she started gaging and just kept going and going. I mean, great perseverance but not really my thing. Fortunately she stopped doing that since I asked her to.

God I love Michael Scott. Easily a Top 5 character in TV history IMO

So what is McCarthy’s job?

I wish there was a book about pooping!

Text me when there’s a movie version of this page.

Sorry I can’t contribute, I have to put this money towards buying a tape of a politician smoking crack

Great work!

I have lots of gifs but I don’t have anything remotly appropriate to show my disgust...