No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet.
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Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…
Between this and this
I hated school by senior year in high school, and my best friend had an afternoon work study job in town, so I often got “sick” at lunch and rode home with her. But the principal started just sending me to the nurse’s office, so I upped the ante and began telling him that I had suddenly started my period and had to go…
Yeah and I loved Kate McKinnons take on the intimidation attempt. “Oh no! Mistresses? Bill how could you? How will I ever go on?
Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!
Back when Giuliani was running his kids refused to endorse him or show up for him. His daughter is publicly working for Clinton. Kids can stand on their own principles.
ay, papi.
I remember when Joe Biden said that Giuliani needed three parts to a sentence - a noun, a verb, and 9/11.
When we started to enforce Prohibition, there were people who supported Prohibition that were shocked and surprised to learn that beer and wine were illegal in addition to hard liquor.
Guys I am snorting at my desk and sincerely needed this today. But like, you left out the legit winner forever and ever from Kelly Faircloth:
I know that your response was tongue-in-cheek but, while I did vote for Sanders in the primary, I am confident that Clinton could find Afghanistan on a world map, spun around three times and blindfolded.
It’s hard to actually argue with people who have a completely different world view though. If someone believes each word of the bible is literal and scientific, what can you even say? FWIW I have remained a christian throughout my life, but my faith is certainly different than it was when I was 16. But isn’t that what…
You know, I know you’re talking to a group of Liberals (including me) here, but calling God “Imaginary Sky Daddy” while talking about how you’re so much smarter than conservatives is *exactly* what makes conservative people who don’t think very hard about it think that liberals are assholes.
I truly don’t remember anything about Hillary procuring rape drugs.
Hey, thanks for the fucking spoiler right in the title.