How do I explain to my children that Antonio Brown was twerking?!? If I said what he was doing then I’d have to explain what twerking is and then they’d think it’s funny and start twerking themselves! Someone has to do something to prevent my little angels from being corrupted in such a manner because I’m a…

But in a court of law, a defendant is innocent until proven guilty. So if you can’t prove guilt, he’s innocent. What is the difference?

Remember when people kept bitching about 2016 because celebs were dying? I miss those days.

Tim Tebow’s Mom Would Have Aborted His Baseball Career

6.5 lights must be metric.

My heart literally skipped a beat.

Phil Jackson should be happy with this “I’m going to try” angle.

You mean the mainstream media that told you exactly how many rounds of golf Obama played?

Everybody needs to consider that this arrest is not a mistake: it is part of a deliberate policy. Going after the validated and innocent is part of the “shock and awe” doctrine that the Trumpkins tested out during the campaign, and are now experimenting with until they perfect it.

#AllFlightsMatter

Well they gotta make a left turn eventually.

I DIN think he was gonna make it

Gay Achilles Torn; Gay Paris Suspected

I’m guessing he stays tight.

Asking as an American: I know you guys spell a lot of words like favor and center wrong, but lose? That is a new one for me.

Being an asshole is the family going on The Bachelorette, and deliberately putting out 2 empty chairs to represent Aaron and Olivia.

Yeah, that’s terrible, unlike Dad running to the national press to try and sabotage his son’s success at work. He seems like a really supportive sweetheart and not at all a manipulative sociopath.

Involuntary ballslaughter.

Its time for TOMSULA 2: THE TOMSULING

I SAW THAT MOVIE, TOO!!!!!