No, that’s not “all that matters,” your racist, fucking troll.

If you can’t parse what she’s saying but the rest of us can, doesn’t that make you the idiot?

I’ve been on Weight Watchers (WW) for years and she is right, it is a lifestyle. And one that saved my life.

That’s You’ve Got Mail. The movie it’s based on, The Shop Around the Corner, is way better.

What a total shithead. The way he unnaturally saunters with a repressed speed— it’s like he thinks the fact of him walking is a an event. He always flubs these diplomatic appearances so hard (he looks in the wrong direction, pushes some other head of state, aggressively shakes hands, stands in the wrong place). It…

I don’t think I have ever seen this comment here. Brilliant and Thank You nancy.

Where are the captions for your deaf and hard of hearing viewers? I would think Jezebel would be a bit more sensitive in making sure its website is accessible to those with disabilities.

Part of me is proud she is fighting the good fight; part of me cringes at her “thank God for abortions” and “have 20 abortions...we’ll throw a party”. No one person has the same experience when they have an abortion, but mine was not a party. It was relief, yes, but also pain and regret and naivity. Regret that I…

Pratt has to be on the list if we’re ranking Chrises, for completeness, but everyone knows he’s last of all Chrises all the time.

Good.

You want a progressive. Did you get one? Did you get anybody close to one. The GOP is rolling back progressive polices left and right. They are appointing 40 year old right wing nut jobs for judges. Judges last forever. They are rolling back regulations that protect the public. It will take years to undo this mess if…

Jesus. Nick Viall needs a simple lifestyle blogger chick- not some Penelope Cruz level hottie who helps special needs kids for a living. And on that note: They did a shit job casting the last two seasons. They need to start editing out people who aren’t in the same league as the bachelor /bachelorette. Vanessa was…

If everyone bails but him, Trump will cancel it.

I hope Pizza Rat sneaks in the penthouse and drops a pepperoni turd on his face while he sleeps.

...unlike brain cancer, which you’re cool with if it happens to the right person.

Wow, seriously??

By showing empathy to someone who just underwent “bain” surgery and a recent cancer diagnosis, I am now supporting him? I voted for the same person you did. The only difference is, I am not devoid of all tact.

So tired of seeing your shit responses to nearly every fucking article. Do you have anything resembling a life outside of this website? John McCain has accomplished more in 1 year than you will in your entire life sitting around looking for stars on Kinja. Get fucked.

Awesome, jokes about cancer. Are we really that jaded? Numb to the point we can longer show empathy to a brain cancer diagnosis? As a stage 4 cancer survivor myself, show some decorum for fucks’ sake.

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