I could be very wrong here (I probably am) but i think the Talon pictured is a 3rd generation? If that is a real thing? I felt like that spoiler came on a ‘97ish Talon. Mine was a ‘95 which i thought was the second generation and had this wing pictured below. Identical to my car but not my actual car.... I need to go…

also please get me out of the grey’s for nostalgia sake. 

I cannot bear this egregious attack on my favorite work website distractions.

Tried to add to my cart and saw “this offer is only available to new subscribers only”

Tried to add to my cart and saw “this offer is only available to new subscribers only”

The words crash, Ferrari, and 3 A.M. will accompany DWI 99.9% of the time. 

Kraft probably gave Brown the old heave-ho and said to himself “Thank god nobody is talking about the rub and tug”

Incorrect. Now that Matt Skiba is in the band he is designated as most attractive. 

I hope people are realizing that Colt is one (1) manufacturer. You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting another manufacturer of AR variants. I mean I get it that it is a big deal for such an iconic gun maker to say this but I know a ton of people who own AR’s and not one of them are a Colt so this is a drop in a…

Checks birth certificate: 1986

Whoever filed this initial complaint/grievance needs to have their ass whooped or charges filed. Don’t focus on a child’s rear end to the extent that you look up if their swim suit is within regulations or rules. That’s some dedicated pervy shit. Also sounds like someone who was pissed because their kid lost. 

This thing had to be sitting for a while in one spot, notice how sun bake on the steering wheel is almost completely 50/50. 

“Kuznetsov sitting next to two lines of white powder”

Does that banner in the photo of the rally say #HerLiesMatter? Left my glasses at home today like an idiot. But not as big of an idiot who makes up that banner (if it does say that, i honestly can’t read it)

It’s so violent i have often found that I ask myself while attending “what am I doing here?”

I can tell you why people would buy this over the Navigator... Because they are the same vehicle, made by the same manufacturer but with a different name. It’s basically asking why someone would buy a blue car over a red car. And yet, both will sell. 

this is goddamn perfect

My brother got me one last Christmas. It saved my ass 2 weeks ago when i was out in the middle of Bum Fucksville fishing and had zero service to call triple A after i left my headlights on like a idiot. Called him as soon as i got service back to shower him with thank you’s

My brother got me one last Christmas. It saved my ass 2 weeks ago when i was out in the middle of Bum Fucksville…

Wow... all i learned from that video is that England, Circa 1991, looked like 1961

Did that douche bag on the commercial really say “let’s get er’ done” when they loaded the trucks onto the train cars?

This 100% sums up Major League Baseball as related to this “issue.” Guys like Joe DiMaggio and Babe Ruth were icons and everyone outside of baseball knew their name because there was only baseball and very few players and teams. I still love it, but baseball players are probably ever going to be as popular as other…