A cherry 67 Morris Minor, aka CLASSIC CAR FOR YOU

“Half the battle is just showing up.” - noted Viking fan Woody Allen, misquoted

The guy on a long-distance cruise to raise awareness for something on his custom hardtail chopper. In Michigan. In the rain. During rush hour.

ITT: People who don’t understand the word “classic” or the childhood dreams of a 40-year-old.

I just don’t think he understands.

I think it sums up the NFL more that they’re making teams be white for something called Color Rush.

I used to be a supporter of Particle Train, but Triangle Train is clearly superior.

The 570 says, “I bet you’d pay good money to have a nice cold beverage waiting for you where a storage compartment should be, and you want all the latest gadgetry in your 20-year-old vehicle. Here you are, please give us more money than is reasonable.”

[Remember when MG took a series of razor blades to a Qvale Mangusta?]

If I ever get rich enough, it’d have to be rich enough to name two stadiums in the same city, and I’d reverse them. Like now the Phillies play in Lincoln Financial Field, and the Eagles play in Citizens Bank Park.

This synopsis reads as though they obtained her personal info by hacking her website, not that they posted that info by hacking her website—which is what happened. That’s a very, very important distinction.

“Listen, if you ever want to get onto a famous web site with pictures of your tail lights, here’s my card.”

“This is a Chinese food menu.”

“I’ve said too much.”

In race-walking, you’re not allowed to have runs.

It’s scaffolding hiding a jail next to a highway. Very environmentally friendly. The open construction allows the vomit to pass right through the grandstands when a fan throws up on a child.

My vote begs to differ.

I’ll be there in my custom gray suit that magically turns bright green when I go to the Jalopnik awards, making jokes nobody can hear from a corner of the room reserved for people carrying an uncomfortable amount of pornography.

This looks to be a television airing (and splitting up and commercial-adding, natch) of the already-existing videos he’s published to YouTube. The trailer only contains clips from YouTube.

ETA: I mean, they cite the 458 as a car to be reviewed, which is out of production. Here’s the YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.…

Yeah, heel-toe is a bit of a misnomer. It’s ball-of-foot-side-of-foot.

Whenever I hear this, I think it’s a Silversun Pickups song the instrumentation is so similar. So here’s an actual one:

I disagree that Callahan’s post shot was Fleury at his shakiest. At one point in the 3rd, Fleury barely saved a long-range shot right into his chest and couldn’t find the unnecessarily juicy rebound right next to him. He was lucky no Lightning were on the forecheck at that point, or it would’ve been an easy goal.