Did you see Farrah’s one-take with the Scion tC race car yesterday? THAT is the angriest car I’ve heard in a long time. It also tries to kill him with violent, unpredictable torque steer.

This is the hot Magary v. Simmons action I come here for.

“a n d RACE”

I approve. Everyone will shorten it to “GT”, which works quite well for this sort of thing.

I’ve always appreciated that they maintained their musical roles between Spinal Tap and The Folksmen. Also that there is no drummer.

Dirty Randy alongside Raffi in a full-length buddy-cop-style feature film, we can only hope.

What’s the Mountain’s favorite rock band?

I know you can’t talk about it for legal reasons, but I hope the vehicular manslaughter trial works out in your favor.

Whoa whoa whoa. Hold on here.

Who let Doug out of his mom’s basement? I miss her commentary.

Henry’s the kind of guy who’s always wanted an LR2, which he dreams about while he drives around in his 2005 FWD Ford Escape. The one with the visible gaping hole where the rear differential should be.

That opening.

C’mon Tom, you don’t know that hub cap place out Rt 70 with the “OPEN/NOPE” sign?

My wife and her whole family do this to me. It’s like god-damn Pictionary with them.

How about a $57,000 Express, with optional extra cloth interior? Not only is the vehicle absurd, but the configurator itself is the same basic one GM has been using since the dawn of the internet.

There’s a group that formed as a result of this scandal that may be able to help. They want VW to buy back all the diesels under Lemon Law, but they might have the ability to get a hold of their tubes. I think it’s called the Lemon Party.

This is a China-only model that’s basically a longer CR-V with slightly different styling for those LWB-loving Chinese. It has the same profile as a Lexus RX.