Seriously?

But it didn’t include a pointed inhale-through-teeth to punctuate the joke, as it would if it were on video. Which you would know, if you followed Doug on Twitter, where he posts videos in which he inhales through his teeth after jokes.

They cancelled all the new projects from 2010. This is the “new” car they announced last year.

It’s B-roll set to the soundtrack from Master and Commander.

So, the NHL.

Timbits?

“Where are all the gold markers? In my office, all the markers are gold. How am I supposed to draw gold bars with a blue marker? Blue markers are for lewwwsers. I’m a winner, who owns buildings across the world, and they all have gold markers.”

Only 5th-degree assault?

He’s not putting himself in any boxes.

No, they’re hors d’oeuvres. They’re in the same category as mozzarella sticks and mini-quiches.

OK, if that’s your argument against, what is sausage and peppers on a roll called?

This is just completely unacceptable. It’s a total bait-and-switch. First that awesome cover and then that awful Blade-Runner-style Word Art inside. McCain and Flake should be ashamed.

If the intake lobes shear off, the valves won’t open and the engine would stall (even without it affecting the fuel pump first), so the power brakes wouldn’t work anyway.

If it’s Peter North, it’s WAY more than a single tear.

“OK, please don’t do that.” - Ask a Lawyer

We’re always looking for something new. It’s part of the gearhead bug. Hell, I do research on engine swaps for which I have no technical proficiency to accomplish for cars I have no intention of ever buying.

Once upon a time, me too. They were all like, “WHY ARE YOU TAKING YOUR HANDS OFF THE WHEEL?” And I’m all, “Because the button to shift the manual transmission into electronic overdrive is broken, so I have to use both hands to rub these two exposed wires together. Duh.”

Yes, it’s “fried like a cheese stick”.

And Jack likes his team’s chances.

It’s a guarantee. I’m putting the over/under at halfway through year 5 of the warranty.