Hey Doug? I don’t think this is the video you meant to link. Unless Square is paying you to link to its ads. Which may mean it’s in a worse position than CarMax.

It’s a CarMax underwriter pouring sugar in the tank so they can just write the whole thing off before it costs more in repairs than the vehicle itself.

Or. OR. And I know this is crazy talk so bear with me...

I think you need to examine your anger issues. You’re talking about going around punching people in the face who already have severely broken legs.

I’m distracted by the mirror making this a giant incomplete “AWW” tattoo.

Working for an Anti-NVH supplier, I have a bit of experience on this.

So do the Audi TT, Audi A3, VW Golf, and VW Tiguan. These are obviously all the same vehicle. The Tiguan is VW’s version of the TT.

WHOA BUDDY! Aidan isn’t old enough to know any better. The issue of White Folks Monthly featuring the article on how to rhyme your child’s name with the Mortal Kombat character Raiden didn’t come out until 2007. Folks didn’t know how to do that before then. You have to talk to Aidan’s parents about making their…

Lowriders put their horsepowers to work all at once. That’s why they bounce but they drive real slow: all the power is taken up by the bouncing. It’s like Dom Torreto’s car except it bounced the front part of the car so he had ten seconds of horsepowers left. I bet this one could dunk a basketball.

Sealed-up blow-off valves to keep in more PSIs for the rear-mounted superchargers, which are specially mounted at an angle and insulated for faster spool-up. Makes many more horsepowers that way.

Overused throwaway joke in the grays that gets more stars than the original comment!

I just noticed that giant-standing-on-Georgia Bugs gives a triumphant arm raise at the end. I thought this GIF was great before; now it’s perfect.

Same. Friend’s wife is the kind of person who yells at waitstaff. We avoid hanging out. Did your opinion of Mimimister’s best friend change for being with someone you don’t like, as my opinion of my friend did?

For most people who ride in one of these, it is quite possibly the *least* enjoyable vehicle possible. You’re either in a cab or a cop car, and you’re definitely not happy.

Maybe he’s talking about South Florida. Because in Florida, the Further North You Go, The Further South You Get™.

Audio by Paul Reed Smith.

[...]perfectly innocuous until a liberal print-shop employee threw up the flag.

The Eliica, debuted as a concept at the 2003 Tokyo show, and in 2005 in prototype form. Developed by Keio University, it’s an 8-passenger, 8-wheel electric car that eventually went 230mph at Nardo. Seriously.

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