we auto journos like squishy.

1987 Escort Diesel with mismatched panels and “only significant rust” at the rear corners. Michigan is the Land of Vehicles Such as This.

Kathy would be the “right way”. Kathy Perry. In my mind, suddenly, she has very strong opinions about mailbox color, tree selection, and other items of HOA importance.

Mmmm, artificial skim milk.

So many questions. If a dog is an outdoor dog, does spray painting it count as street art? Will hair tattoos work on a poodle? Why does that dog look like one of those airbrushed t-shirts that were so popular in the 90s? Is there a Biggie/Tupac option available? Do dogs really get embarrassed? Do Kardashians?

NP. This is a low price for any mileage, decent NSX. A lot at this price are in terrible condition.

The case goes on for-ev-er.

Because they have zero exposure to it, there’s no point of reference. It’s so ridiculously over-the-top, it can’t possibly be true. It simple has to be exaggeration. I mean, look at these examples. People wouldn’t possibly write crap like that, right? And yet here we are.

I’ve seen this happen.

I wonder if they swapped in some electronics from Saab, which would turn down the radio in reverse. Except they disabled that feature, and left in the feature when the radio goes back up.

A spectacular last place team with a lot of gesturing.

Josh? I don’t think either one of you is a Pats fan. None of them are named Josh, and even if one were, nobody would call him Josh. He’d probably be Sully, but Petey, Stevey, Mikey, Mickey, Finney, or The [ethnicity] are options, with Gordie, Howie, Steve-O, Mah-ty, or The Hoo-ah as runners-up. Josh. FFS.

You said you make burgers, then you list ingredients for some weird meatloaf contraption.

Which is better? Pay $500 a month into an account and get a $30,000 car in 5 years, or pay $500 a month into an account and get a $30,000 car immediately. That’s 0% financing*.

I mean, unless you like mayo more than A1, in which case you should not eat a Halloween Whopper or ever again darken this blog’s door.

The absence of Tom’s top-rated submission for Megamaid is understandable yet disappointing.

You missed the most exciting part of this: it was also the debut of the Sabres’ new goal song and the best of all goal songs, “Let Me Clear My Throat” by DJ Kool.

“OH! THIS DINO AIN’T GOIN’ EXTINCT!” - Akbar Gbaja-Biamila, probably

I knew it, I’m surrounded by Assholes.

No no, bros. #nosbeforebros