No no, bros. #nosbeforebros

Dear Alex,

Maybe it was just the two different examples I test drove, but it really felt like 184hp is either not an accurate figure, or really not enough. The engine is the weak link; everything else is gravy. Perfect ride/handling balance IMO, light on its feet, decent transmissions, decent (if overrated) fuel consumption. I…

No no, Doc Gooden’s shit was primo, but he also had great stuff.

The trick is to get out, replace the pump (because if you actually wait, they’ll try to “even it out” by clicking the handle approximately 70,000 times while you wait some more), hit the button for a receipt (or “no”, if you’re a daring soul who trusts gas station attendants with your credit card info), take your card…

I was with you until your weird three-shells towel sesh. Separate towels is overkill.

Here we see two Joe Wests in a protected environment:

Just so we’re clear, sapphires are still cool, right?

Yo bro, you know who was hot? Member that wacky chick on Friends? Oh, shit, you know what? All the chicks were hot on that show! That show fuckin’ RULED for hot chicks! Yo, what do you call that place with the couch and shit on that show? Bro, we should totally open one of those!

NP. 8/10, would vinyl wrap black and recreate Ronin in my head while driving.

JimZ is also correct about avoiding AdBlue/urea injection.

The reason Skyactiv-D isn’t over here is because of the very same regulations that VW is being accused of circumventing. They couldn’t figure out a way to pass the emissions tests without seriously affecting performance.

If you’re standing on the frisbee, you’re doing it wrong.

On turbo cars, the so-called Death Rattle. The wastegate valve isn’t seating properly, and is allowing boost to leak. It almost always results in a very expensive repair at minimum, and possible turbo replacement, especially in BMW and VW turbo engines with integrated wastegates.

Make it you on all denominations, like that other Dawes song.

I remember this looking better. In profile, it looks like the front of a McLaren F1 and the back of a Holden Maloo.

By very definition, if it’s monogamous, it’s not open.

I think you forgot step 1: know if even bringing this up is going to sabotage your current relationship. Adultery—even the thought of adultery—is a straight-up dealbreaker for a lot of people.

There are too many fingers on the batting glove sticking out of Turner’s pocket. Obviously ‘shopped.

I don’t know, this is a pretty Brian thing to do.