If only there were a term for striking three of something in a row.

It’s okay, the guy will be hired back by the design department to come up with more body styles. He’s got an idea for a 3-door sedan version of a coupe version of a crossover that will blow your mind, man.

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FTFY

I am 100% confident I was behind the wheel of a golf cart at least twice before this age (albeit perhaps in a parent’s lap). Shit, I was using a riding mower by 13, and that’s like a golf cart except gas powered and carrying a fucking machete cyclone underneath it.

I pretty sure coupe means “Bang your head trying to get into the rear seats regardless of the number of doors.”

They missed a huge opportunity not calling this a “kitty carrier.”

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I believe they are called wheels

According to CDC, half of Americans are blimps.

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How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

I took the test and I got this

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oh great, we’re rewarding truth and logic instead of sass now?

FTFY