Seasons will pass him by. He gets up, he gets down.

I don’t understand the “fuck you twice,” FT wasn’t saying you’re wrong, he was correctly saying “and what the Hell else do you expect out of capitalism?”

I was just about to say this - golf courses themselves are a reason to ban golf.

I like George Carlin’s idea for this: reclaim all golf courses via eminent domain, and use the land to build affordable housing for the poor and homeless. We don’t have to ban golf entirely—they can go build their courses in the middle of nowhere, outside of cities, where the land is cheap and plentiful. Big cities…

“Weeks”?

The roasted red pepper and tomato soup (it’s boxed, not canned) is pretty good. I don’t like tomato soup as a rule, but this stuff was pretty tasty, especially once I tsujed it up a little with fresh basil and some garlic. It’s especially good with ramen noodles. (I was sick for like month and a half before I got my…

When a little kid runs up to you and yells “hi!” you better be just as enthusiastic with your hi back and offer up your hand for a high-five if the situation calls for it. That kid will try to hit the living shit out of your hand and that’s cool. If the child is on a leash, then you stay away from it because it is not…

I’ve got 4 Colorado shaped cutting boards and they work just fine for cutting things.

All those things are actually true but that won’t stop the conservatives from crying, screaming, and looking for a safe space next time they don’t get their way.

They should take Caboche out back and shoot him, and let all the horses watch.

If we have to hate every musician or actor that beat up someone

“You Suffer” by Napalm Death

It’s 1 second long, people aren’t going to get all racist/butthurt about people “disrespecting it,” and, real talk, the lyrics are “you suffer, but why.” Sounds pretty ‘Murican to me.

(takes drag of nihilist cigarette)

Respectfully, this is the one true choice:

“Superchunk made a secret hardcore record” is one rad as fuck way to start my Wednesday.

jim cooke: spectacular

Big talk from a guy who guy who’s built a career around encouraging shooters.

The Sprawl is one of my all time favorite songs.

If you want an actual answer, I believe Pop is crazy into wines.

I just keep a water pistol next to the crapper and wipe with 2 pages of Atlas Shrugged.

I just keep a water pistol next to the crapper and wipe with 2 pages of Atlas Shrugged.