Well, I joined the military right after high school. So.

The staff, I think, has shown exactly the opposite. They became aware of behavior that was inapposite to the ideals and goals of the firm and killed it. The conservative response would have been to have him resign to “spend more time with his family” and bury the allegations as deeply as possible.

Bullshit. If you’re on about the war on guns, it’s entirely logical. They’re not trying to take them away from you because it makes them feel powerful, they’re doing it because gun crime is a total catastrophe. Your gun culture is about as valuable to you as a beheading culture is to Saudi Arabia, and the future is…

Which leads to this and should be on the list:

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Aqua Teen Hunger Force didn’t even make the top 5?

Do not drink that water. Drink clown water, which is water that has been cascaded over a naturally occurring, on-duty clown. Clowns are sustainable and clown water delivers natural clown minerals into your clown hole, or mouth. Infuse your body with the essence of a clown today.

Atlas chugged.

that or Torben Ulrich bought 800,000 copies.

Can we talk about how embarrassing that album is? Not to listen to as many people buy into it. Rather, the fact that they thought so much of it was actually a good idea.

Watch IV and V, and then don’t watch 10 hours of bad Star Wars movies after that.

“My offer is nothing. That’s promo code: NOTHING.”

Bernie has a better chance in the general than Hillary.

Counter-question: are those different bands

JESUS CHRIST DAD USE 807 NOT 7 YOU ARE PAYING COMCAST $250 A MONTH

I wake up every morning at 6:15 AM to the sounds of a screaming, stomping, undisciplined fucktrophy and its land whale of a mother making all sorts of noise in the apartment above me - the wailing child REALLY puts a crimp on some of my mornings, due to my girlfriend and I currently being long distance and trying to…

No detail can be left to chance for the mind of a woman is an infernal engine that feeds on deceptions of the inept.

I thoroughly approve of Stiggs’ purchase of that “Natasha” 12” because Pig Destroyer is awesome and that album is creepy as fuck.

Good job on the Pig Destroyer 12” though

It seems no matter what vehicle she attempts to use she’s doomed to be pedestrian.