Hey, if he wants to advertise for the most expensive blend of gasoline on his leg like that, he should be able to.

Throw some books in while you’re at it.

Yep. Shut down the comments, we have our winner.

Followed by Ted Cruz’ face no less.

Hypocritically.

I don’t know about you but I really think swear words in the headlines goes a long way toward making this a fucking legitimate and trusted news source not run by children.

They’re not melting down, they’re heating up!

Because Orrin Hatch is from like the 1800s.

Yes, and he’ll be seated next to Clarence Thomas.

Nah, she handled it great on her own.

Burneko wrote a good piece on why the other day

What’re you, the accuracy police?

It certainly does suck, which is why I mentioned it and why I’ll look toward “other means” in the future.

I hope I don’t feel ripped off when I walk out of it feeling like it only lasted five minutes.

Look at Megyn Kelly and remind yourself that this is the kind of person we make obscenely rich while you slog off to your shitty, underpaid job.

Yeah but they evidently now lead in car murders.

Only the ones without good taste.

Walter Blunt rides again

Man, Fishbone were awesome... I hope this means they got paid decent.

I dunno, Joe: Using a cartoonishly exaggerated rape scene from a 46-year-old action movie to make a point about the very real emotional toll sexual assault can take on women—and men—isn’t exactly a winning strategy here.