I think its even more delusional to think that if this ‘Blue Wave’ does take over Congress that they’ll do much of anything consequential. This is the Democratic Party we’re talking about here, which is not an entity that has much in the way of a spine or a unified vision. Voting them in and just kicking back…

Ask not what nightlife can do for you...

A “hostile Congress”? Made up of Democrats? Where are you guys getting this info and such faith?

May this prompt them to come forward.

Why wait for a bid?

Then he’s what the Republican Party needs right now, not what the Democratic Party needs.

The irony here is that’s why you’ll never have a billion dollars.

(actually reads article in detail) I was right!

I’d put my money on The Jesus Lizard.

“Great, how are you going to accomplish these things,” the answer seems to be, “Well, our hearts are pure, and we have the support of the people, and we cannot fail.” Uh, okay, yeah, I don’t think that’s gonna do it, bro.

Put it down the front of your underwear on vibrate, Doc.

How exactly does someone talking on their phone affect the enjoyment of your meal?

Slow letter week.

“This wouldn’t happen in the physical world. No one comes to your door and demands that you give back a book,”

This is actually why while the Louis C.K. one was not the worst offense we heard about in the scheme of things but was the most (what’s the word... impactful? disappointing?). Some agreed, some disagreed, but he had things to say.

No thanks!

Much better.

I’m just stunned there exists such a thing as “an even worse right-wing shit heel” than Eric Cantor.

Preceded by “Typical liberal.”

Cool. So, let me make sure I’m hearing you.