Exactly. When you bring your dog somewhere you know you shouldn’t, we don’t hate dogs. We hate YOU.

What restaurant is this so I can thank them?

Just 2020?

Yeah maybe Chelsea can start at Community Organizer.

He’d lie about seeing movies and insist his showing had a secret twist ending or cameo when it was obvious he only knew the plot from seeing a trailer.

If this had tracking glitches like watching an old VHS tape it would be even better.

Men rarely spare their own comfort for anything.

I’ll sign off on the Weezer moratorium at the very least.

Ejection seats and rear smoke screen and/or oil slick didn’t make the list? I call bullshit.

They’re doing their best to kill them, don’t worry.

Fuckin cheapskates.

makes a good hashtag though, don’t it?

And yeah, I’m not really interested in being in an altered state of mind for music I like

Do we now get to start telling the wingnuts “Love it or Leave It”?

This is very correct.

They’ll find a reason to turn on him soon enough.

OK buddy that’s enough, we’re going to have to Draw the Line here.

It’s astoundingly clear she’s a moron after a few seconds of hearing her speak. Are we to believe there wasn’t even a basic 15-minute interview first? Sorry, I just don’t buy it.

So? They knew how bad she was and they went with her anyway.

1) There was a lot of talk about neither candidate having “executive experience”.