I claim I don’t know what Rudy Giuliani is for at this point either, so it’s about even.

Thanks for your service.

I’ve often thought this might be a way to take out-of-control capitalism on. Rather than protest it from the outside, become it and challenge it from within like a virus. Start some sort of ‘people’s company’ that hires away the most conniving and greedy capitalists to work for us instead, and once it grows large…

I don’t know if it needs to be with the bread necessarily, but it goes with the honey and maple syrup and jellyjams and sugar and corn syrup and other sweet shit like that, not with like the hot sauce and mustard.

Nah, Vader knows they’re bad puns. He’s like that Law and Order guy in the animated gifs with the red hair and sunglasses.

Man, he sucked so bad. Remember that “reporting for duty” shit?

Minor improvements are still improvements!

Liberals: You’re not going to like this, but you just can’t do this sort of shit. I’m a decades long card-carrying-progressive-berniebro-whatever-you-want-to-call-it-leftie and I totally get the feeling -- he’s abominable, and it feels good for a few moments to shut down his event. But we already know he’s human…

My family moved from Canada because of the horrors of socialism.

Good christ, that looks straight out of some monster movie.

I have one without a heater, it’s fine, even when room temp and water temp are cold. You get used to it, and the target area is warm enough to counteract.

When Obama got elected, my aunt, god rest her since-departed soul, told me he was going to “dismantle the military”. I didn’t bother to argue -- where do you even start?

Second, go by Bill, you’re not 13.

It’s cool you let children write these pieces.

That pairs nicely with the description I once heard of Newt Gingrich (paraprhasing) -- “a dumb person’s idea of a smart person”

Assuming for a moment there was actually a well-apportioned Rock hall of fame, I’d agree with some of your list there (how the hell is Deep Purple not in?? Ritchie Blackmore wrote rock’s biggest riff ffs), but I think we can probably soldier on without Billy Idol being so honored.

Perhaps, but don’t underestimate what ginning up a shiny new war will do for his numbers. You know they’re already planning it, right out of the Reagan/Bush/Bush Jr. playbook. Was thinking earlier that Libya might be a nice spot for them to heat up if they don’t want to get dragged into the Syrian shitshow. It would…

Evidently they didn’t.

Ooooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you