Trump’s fans are noticeably behind on developmental milestones like object permanence.

The tweet about her weight is perfect. I’ve been predicting since last year that people are going to be amazed at how quickly Clinton slims down after the election (when she can stop wearing a kevlar vest at every public outing).

It’s a consistent pattern—Trumpanzees are incapable of understanding two things can happen at once. For them, every problem has ONE cause and all the other ones are liberal lies.

Clinton’s lies have mainly been about protecting herself or people she’s close to.

Trump is trying to make sure the chosen moderators will bend over backwards to go easy on him and extra tough on Clinton so they won’t appear to be ‘biased’. He wants them all to behave like Matt Lauer, basically.

I Love Big TDs is an idiot who thinks a woman wearing professional attire should shove a wet chamois cloth under her suit. I think he’s forgotten she’s running for president and not trying out for a football team.

Clinton is a dynamo. I’m decades younger than her and single and childless but I still wouldn’t be able to handle a quarter of her schedule. I have a non-taxing desk job and relatively short commute, but I’m still dead tired by midnight. I endure long trips in grim silence. I turn into a grumpy, anti-social monster…

And none of the other people in that crowd had pneumonia either.

As I said above, Trump is constantly resting while on the campaign. Clinton doesn’t take vacations from the trail. She worked all weekend despite having pneumonia.

I’ll gladly admit that I’m a HUGE baby when it comes to warm weather. I can’t stand sweating and my sinuses kill me whenever the humidity goes past a certain point.

I’m talking about campaign officials and liberal pundits, not random people on the internet. The former group did not talk about McCain’s health and age until after the Palin pick.

Obama was in his 40s when he ran for president. He’s 55 now. Clinton is in her 60s. There’s maybe a TINY bit of difference between the stamina of a 46 year old and a 69 year old?

Trump has a MUCH lighter campaign schedule than Clinton. He frequently flies back to NYC for days at a time while Clinton is still on the campaign trail.

People have been criticizing Clinton for being robotic and inhuman. But when she demonstrates a bit of human weakness, they slam her for that too.

It seems all the internet lawyers who declared Clinton guilty of high crimes and misdemeanors have suddenly acquired MDs.

The financial district is definitely a windless deadzone if you’re on the wrong streets. I’ve walked around NYC in 85 degree weather in lighter attire than Clinton’s and been miserable.

Exactly.

Are you seriously suggesting a woman wearing professional attire put a wet chamois cloth under her suit? She’s running for president, not trying out for the Colts.

Democrats brought up McCain’s age and health in 2008 after he chose an ignorant, braying imbecile as his running mate. They didn’t do it just to be nasty. It was a legitimate concern.

Insert no photographs of FDR in his wheelchair because it was much easier for politicians to control their image before 24/7 media coverage.