We are so fortunate that Clinton beat him in the primary. The race would be so much closer now with Bernie at the top of the ticket. He is NOT a good politician. Maybe that has to do with how noncompetitive his Senate seat has been (thanks to that deal he cut with establishment Dems).

I usually dislike it when pundits try to analyze everything a politician does according to their armchair diagnosis of their personality, but Marshall is the exception.

There are so many kinds of spinster aunts. Many of them are aspirational, as Anne Shirley once said, achieving spinsterhood rather than having it theist upon them.

Dr. Drew is latest addition to the real Clinton body count : assholes who try attacking Bill and Hill with nonsense but end up tripping over their own dicks and plunging over a cliff. See also Trey Gowdy, Newt Gingrich and most mid-90s Republicans, and soon, Donald Trump.

Huge double-standard from the Berniestans. Clinton is responsible for Bush’s Iraq War and Bill’s crime bill, but Bernie isn’t even responsible for his own campaign decisions or post-campaign organization? Yeah sure, fuckos. Way to show your sexism.

Yeah, that’s always been the Republican electoral strategy. The reason why the party is so frustrated with him is that he lacks the discipline to resist throwing red meat to the rally crowds and the subtlety to avoid being obvious about it.

You’re splitting hairs. Bernie keeps putting Weaver in charge of his shit knowing full well what Weaver’s MO is. At some point, you have to accept the fact that Weaver is doing exactly what Bernie wants him to do.

Sanders managed to run out the clock before turning in his finance disclosure. And it turns out there’s some shadiness regarding a vendor for the campaign who has close ties to Jane Sanders (who is already shady as fuck for the Burlington College fiasco):

Bernie’s the guy at the top. Yet people keep pretending he’s somehow not responsible for all this shit.

Definitely the latter. I think it’s fair to characterize the Republican establishment that way. The crazy bigots who have taken over their party never would have attained such leverage if establishment and movement Republicans had not embraced hate as a way to win power.

Haha. I was just thinking the other day that Pence has been all but invisible since the convention. His ability to lay low and not use up any of the valuable attention is probably the main reason Trump picked him and not Christie or Gingrich.

He’s not going to persuade any Clinton voters to switch at this point. It’s far too late for him to be “LOL j/k”.

She did promise us!

I will never get tired of people complaining about Feinberg not writing about sports!

Sports and politics are war by other means.

LOL I almost forgot about that. Donald Trump is a such a gossipy old hen. I wonder what his stance on Swift/Hiddleston is.

They’re also the right size to be good cat toys.

The fetus part IS true!

Meanwhile, Adam is Ruining Everything right beneath your comment.

All part of the pivot, man! Get your VP candidate barbered by a black man. Maybe get a picture of him shopping at a local Indian market or eating churros later. Then have him give a speech to the two dozen or so white people left in Norristown about how terrible their town is.