I’m that friend. Except I’m also that friend when I’m sober too. I legit can’t and won’t hold it and there are NOT ENOUGH public washrooms.

That’s called alcoholism, Tory. Or Terri.

Seriously. You know Terri/Tori doesn’t clean up after herself. Somebody on her staff gets to crawl under the table and swab up all the piss. Disgusting.

Isn’t Tori suing Benihana (or their cheaper, Mexican equivalent quoting Monty Burns) for falling and burning her ass on a stove? I’m gonna ASSume that Terri would collect the damages there.

Ugh now watch all of the Kardashians go and get a concave butt and claim that they got it from working out/their Armenian roots/all of the woman in their family have concave butts/etc. Thanks, Stefan!

Better Photoshop job than 90% of women’s magazines seem capable of.

I’m so tired of these Manson recreations where everybody looks like pretty models. It’s not like thee aren’t loads of photos of the real Manson girls available to do costuming research with. They didn’t look like a Free People catalog. They were scroungy, dirty hippie chicks who pulled their clothing from a pile of…

That photo looks like Ralph Lauren Denim and Supply ad.

I am with you. Glamorizing the Manson Family when the spouses and children of the victims are still alive is totally fucked up.

If so, I’m weird like you—had the exact same thought. I’m old and still vividly remember that episode from American history. Nobody from that outfit looked like a super-model. Everybody presented as dirty, stringy-haired, seedy-looking and dim-witted. Especially Manson, who looked nothing like BCooper, and wasn’t…

Oh, yes. But for $15,000, I’d sing Rebecca Black’s “Friday” on a loop.

Same. Where’s my check?

I think there was a BCO story about him being an amazing tipper and being pissed as all hell when he found out they stayed open late just for him. He seems like a decent grounded human being.

everything I hear about Kevin Smith is that he’s generally a really nice guy, it’s no surprise he’s a good dad too

Everything they touch turns to... Contour?

Kim has photoshop people on stand by 24/7

I wonder if when Kim and Amber met up they shook hands then smelled their fingers and gave each other a knowing wink.

“that’s what a good wife does”

I’m happy they can be mature adults. After bringing Amber’s kid into the argument i’d think Kim felt responsible to calm the waters and apologize. That’s what a good wife does. We can talk all the Kardashian crap we want but they seem to be decent people and have a strong family unit. Good on them. Btw- I’m living for…