It’s not his age, it’s his Bieberness.

Whoever sold her on wearing that is a menace and must be stopped. That is some nefarious shit, right there.

Penises do not have a monopoly on the stupid, do they?

I’m with Tim Gunn.

It should be called “Tim Gunn’s Shooting Range” and he’d walk around NYC on Friday and Saturday nights with David Sedaris while they make sassy comments about people.

Tim Gunn is my co-pilot.

A quick death.

I know that Taylor Swift is problematic, but can we leave the Nazi comparisons to people who are totalitarian, fascist, and/or anti-Semitic?

Well, gosh, that’s a pretty damn good summary of Camille Paglia. Add sactimony and a desperation for contentiousness that rivals Madonna’s and you’re half way there.

I’m just surprised that she’s still around. She’s like a bad itch.

That is completely true. However, I’m sitting on the couch right now with 2 cats on my lap, the nutty poodle right next to me, and the elderly Golden on the other end of the couch, so it's not so bad. Mr.Momster takes care of the birds - one is 28 (he got her before we met), and he other is 13. He’s also the resident…

That’s what you get for not entering your pussy hound years before HIV. If you’d been operating in the 60s and 70s, when God was only upset enough at the womanizing and partying to give you a totally curable case of the clap, then you’d be beyond reproach.

Millennials are each a special flower.

Right. Because Burt Reynolds was such a nun, himself.

I’m going to be THAT person.

Oh this makes me wish I had my German Shepherd as a puppy. She must have been so stinking cute.

Theres nothing in this world that can't be solved by more puppies.

You know your subconscious hates you, right?

The white privilege thing wasn’t directed at you specifically.

I wouldn’t even necessarily call it “poor life choices.” I have a close friend who lost her virginity to stranger-rape, and got herpes that way. People are really judgey about STDs but not all STD carriers are promiscuous or clueless about choosing partners.