I knew she was short, but wow. And she looks so out of place- he and his daughter have colour and sunshine, which she somehow doesn't. It's like she was shopped in.

He looks like he's out for a stroll with his two daughters. One who is busy acting out.

It doesn’t help matters that she is photographed hunching her shoulders all the time, making her look even smaller.

For an actress/fashion person she has really bad posture, or her photographers really really hate her.

I wish them happiness, but I cant help but think that the last 10-15 years has been a bunch of acts to prove they aren’t children. Like a hyper over-reaction. A la Miley. We smoke, we dress edgy, we sleep with old men, we hate shampoo!

That wedding sounds like my worst nightmare. I hate being around people who are smoking.

Right? I feel like life would be a lot easier for parents if that wasn't a worry. We have a couple friends with special needs kids, how awesome would it be if they never had to worry about how to pay for this therapy or that surgery or whatever. I would make an excellent rich person. Let's make it happen, universe!

My mom’s new hubby is pretty well off and they live in a beach town, so my rich dream is getting my teeth fixed and paying off school loans, then putting money into trust funds for my nieces/nephews and godsons.

I have a really hard time picturing any Kardashian actually cooking. Are we sure this Things Giving cook-off isn’t actually a fancy-catering-off?

Oh my god I’ve known people who can do that and I was always so jealous!! I can do the reverse though I can suck my stomach and ribs in to a frighteningly skeletal level

Why are they all such tacky assholes?? My kids love to watch it and gasp at their rudeness —and they’re KIDS who are often rude themselves!

This. When I was younger I did plenty of homework about the bands boys I liked were into. And that was before Wikipedia. She’s probably Shazaming the songs on her phone while he’s playing them.

There was an episode of Property Brothers where the couple insisted that the floor finish EXACTLY matched their chocolate lab. Guess y’all are just SOL if you ever get a golden retriever, huh? Dumbasses.

Gosh, honey, I dunno. The carpet is so dated, and don’t get me started on the wallpaper (while ignoring priceless location and views). I sometimes scream at the TV while watching House Hunters.

If I were on house hunters:

When he first started, I was rapt about his “Indie-ish” work (not to mention his Sleepy Hollow ‘pretty’). Also, born in Kentucky then on to Hollywood won me. But the whole pirate gig, etc. NO.

Yeah, there’s a bloated, botox-y, over stretched look there. This is so disappointing. If he hadn’t been such a heavy smoker, his skin would have held up a bit more. Look at his neck. Yech!

I could have sworn “Pig wearing a merkin” was an early one, last year maybe? It's my favorite.

Don’t miss “Wilted turkey skin puppet.” She snuck that one in to a non-Trump article.

I love finding this list first thing in the morning for my laugh with morning coffee... Was there also some description involving the words “dumpster fire”? Maybe I just saw that in the comments.

Freaking angelic Canadians. *sigh*.
(Why the heck does the climate have to be so arctic up there? Say all the warmies with idealist dreams of migrating.)