I also don't buy she had nothing done after she had kids. Tummy tuck or lipo. I know some women bounce back perfectly after pregnancy, but they are not 40 years old and pregnant with twins when they do. Come on now. It is one thing for Miranda Kerr to just look the same at like, 22 after having a baby.

on netflix i enjoy documentaries about prostitution and escaping cults...

OK. Adultosaur. For you. One secret.

There oughtta be a sub-blog:

I was an unofficial art minor with years of various art classes under my belt, along with three years of part-time work as a sales associate at a boutique store, so those experiences have mostly been diverted into fashion and makeup skills as a result.

if anyone ever leaks info about like, seekrit handshakes and hazing and shit i will die. i love anything seekrit. anything.

The Ukrainian grandpa who first taught me how to make pierogi, though, was adamant that there should be no potatoes inside them, ever. That was "Polish nonsense", according to him. Only cheese, or cheese and rice. I do put potatoes inside them most of the time. Sorry, grandpa.

Sorry, so far I'll I've been able to send are children and chocolate!

Ver are ze Pollacks!!!

Yeah I missed this clarification in the last article and my Polak heart was hoping for tales of binge-eating pierogis, drinking vodka, obsessing over John Paul II, and lots of folk-dancing.

Did you know that you can hire a Rush Week stylist? We have several in Birmingham and they will take you shopping and get everything that is Rush Week appropriate. It will also cost you a pretty penny.

Me too.

I wish I could find a copy of the sorority rush handbook my university included with freshman orientation material. It was sent during the summer, along with roommate assignments, campus maps, etc.

No doubt it opened up a lot of doors and the connections I made there are lifelong (I'm going on 30). I attended a private liberal arts college after and it was a breeze (compared to how other kids struggled with the workload) because of Porter's.

This makes me want to buy some Lilly Pulitzer clothes from Target and run around acting low class in public in them. Drinking PBRs. Carrying a baby wearing only a diaper. Voting Democratic.

This all day. I come from preppy horse country LP wearing hell country* and the old guard (the scary old family money ladies) are cheap as fuck. Blue light specials are their jam and if you're clothes look too new (outside of a formal occasion) you're considered gauche. Yes, sorority girls, they will call all y'all's…

I am a proud graduate of the one of the preppiest women's colleges in the country. We love us some Lilly goodness. The more bright and obnoxious the print, the better. That said, we all love us some Target and have mocked these poor little rich girls with glee and malice.

Please let Vineyard Vines be the next label to have a Target collection.

Can we poors do more things to upset the waspy bitches? Because this was very entertaining. Oh noes! Target stole our fugly beach clothes!