Seeing some of these fake celebrity names? An invasion of privacy…but kind of funny!

Just read his post. Let me amend that headline: " . . . Triggers Glutten Intolerance, Scabies."

Isn't Paris getting a little too old for this teeny bopper clubbing shit?

Based on the masculine squareness of his jaw, smooth skin and ocean blue eyes... I'll allow it.

God, I fucking hate porn.

He's the coloring expert that Gotham deserves.

Holy. Crap. People are awful.

Go to a Disney park and wear/purchase a tiara there. All the cast members will henceforth address you as "Princess".

I'm wondering if the Beibs is having some kind of sick contest with the Parasite to see who can collect / kill / abandon the most pets. They should BOTH be banned from owning a pet from here on out.

can somebody abandon Biebster and his so call father somewhere in the woods??

How tall is Snooki's husband? Roger has the hair of a cartoon character.

I'm with you. Also I'm getting really sick of seeing her everywhere. Aren't these people ever going to go away?

Eddie Izzard is -the literal best-.

"I imagine it'd be more like a balloon."

Grounded for as long as I feel like, no technology, deleted accounts of all kinds, no games, no extra curriculars like dances, sports games, have to spend weekends doing whatever parents wanted, staying in the living room with parents until bed, and the only time outside would be yard and volunteer work - my choice.…

So basically Mrs. Potato Boobs?

It would be like To Catch a Predator, except it'd be To Catch a Chickenshit Troller. I would watch.

I think I'm partially inspired by Jay & Silent Bob going door-to-door to confront their online haters ;)

Sadly, she's like #5/19 or something super stupid early. Jaclyn, Julie, Josephine, Julia, nahhhh lets butcher the word Ginger and name a kid that.