FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE, CAP SLEEVES.

Please GOD, sleeves and hems past the knee. Not Prairie Nun length, but past the damn knee. Why is it so hard to get a good A line? It's such an easy cut and flattering on everybody!

"I do not choose who my children marry....Over the years, I have suggested guys to my daughters or we have had a lot of guys that approach us and are interested in this girl or that girl, but each of our girls have chosen their spouse on their own."

It's fucking GINGER. It makes no God damn phonetic sense. I hate these people for this alone.

I would totally house and feed an escaped Duggar. Also, during the most recent episodes that I've watched Jana and Joy Anna seem the most over it.

If this happens, te extreme Christian Right will get what they've always wanted. THey will have effectively triggered the apocalypse. Don't say I didn't warn you when, after their televised wedding, you hear horse hoofs in the distance. I would get your canned goods and guns ready now.

we have had a lot of guys that approach us and are interested in this girl or that girl,

I'm hoping Jana is the one that flies the coop. She seems like she could be pretty fun without all the Duggar rules holding her down.

The difference is, Bette's comedy is intentional. AG's is not.

So to be clear, Angelina Jolie just spent an entire year making an entire career out of the fact that she has the cancer gene and her mother passed away from breast cancer, but when she doesn't think the cameras are on her she smokes cigarettes? What the fuck?

Bette had a very sexy show back in her day, but she was brazen and weird and sweaty. I think her point is that the Ariana Grande sex kitten show is cliche and boring and silly and heteronormative and bland and lacking in originality, which it is. Not that sexuality doesn't have a place in performance. Or maybe that…

Every single one of these stories are golden.

Is it normal to try to sneak extra bread onto the table so you can charge more? Because that's bullshit in any culture.

Thank you, I appreciate that :-). I did IT support in retail last year, but they were like. "show up for two hours. If no one calls, take your ass home." I showed up in my pj's, and went home two hours later.

During high school I washed dishes in what passed for a fancy seafood restaurant in my outer-borough neighborhood. The entrees came out with a twice-baked potato and a little mini-bowl of vegetables. The owner instructed us that if potato or vegetable came back untouched we were to give it to the cook so he could…

You and your sister-in-law are awesome for standing up for that poor server! What an asshat of a manager.

That dog's name should be Hoover.

I don't care if everything's 100% off. I'm staying home.

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Too funny. I was in Pier 1 today and the woman who worked there told me about their Black Friday sale which "may" have 20% off Christmas decorations. She said this in a hushed voice as if she were passing top secret information and then looked at me waiting for my excitement to kick in. Instead, I looked at her said,…