That's just low. He should get his ass disbarred to see how he likes it. Scumbag.

People should keep that in mind when pulling the lever tomorrow. It's what happens when people vote republican: you get the kind of politicians and judges that would even countenance the kind of mental gymnastics needed to believe that "are you a doctor y/n?" is a violation of first amendment rights. And yes, sure,…

My freshman year of college I rented out a room in a 10 bedroom house one block off of greek row. My roommates and I decided to throw a huge party for halloween and there was a steady stream of revelers in and out of the house all night long, party hopping. There was one girl with the coolest DIY costume I'd ever…

Oh god

My ruby slippers left a trail of craft glitter all the way from the train to my front door the next morning.

I don't know what this is, but I want to eat it.

I dunno, I call my apartment Fart Manor, and I don't really care what the Brits think.

I agree. If you get a bad boob job, put on a shirt. If you go blind because of a bad cosmetic eye surgery omfg.

Given what I've seen of Lindsay's closets on her various reality television stints, I would ... not ... be interested in an app that made my closet like hers. At all.

I can create total squalor by myself.

She's only 13? (weeps for what a goober/weiner/spaz/what-have-you I was at that age)

GET OFF OF OUR COLLECTIVE LAWNS!! with their damn snapping chats and facebooks.

Yeah, so basically, you're charging your guests for your wedding. Boo to that, I say.

Fine we will aend him to Mr Ogre drill camp for spoiled rotten boys who can't sing.

Tough love might have worked a few years ago. I don't think it can now. Send him back up here, we'll not put up with his shenanigans...I think he was in Canada for 15 minutes last time before we busted his ass. ;)

I don't think tough love would work on Bieber..... he needs more of deportation love

It wasn't my scariest but it's the only one I could think of today. I have a more. Scariest is when I had something scratching and banging on the walls in my parents house when I was 16, after I purchased an antique. I should tell that one too. What made me stop is when I experienced something follow me home from a…

Aww. I do love knowing that about Walter Matthau, though.

Michael Hutchence was sex on a stick.

I can't help but think T.M.I. Tuesdays would be better if the concept was to get sat at the same table with strangers and then you proceed to tell them all about that rash you have and ask if you should go to the Doctor. Just before they get up and leave you stop them and start to tell them all about your boyfriend…

"In Soviet Russia, bread is salted with your tears!"