Of course, the dude who is talking about the economy and 3D printing technology is actually a Montclair State University business professor and member of several scientific education societies. (Let's keep conflating science and magic, yeah!)

Jay Mohr's head looks like a canned ham. I think he should probably refrain from making comments about what other people look like. Alyssa Milano's reaction was 110 percent awesome.

Why would Jay Mohr even say that? It wasn't even funny (not that this is new for him). I assume it was intended to be funny, but the comment was SO un-funny it's almost impossible to tell for sure. Is he so rude that he thinks it's ok to just call someone fat in public for no mother reason than to read his own words…

"Kardashian"
"Bieber"
"Miley"
"Cyrus" (but not Cyrus the Great, ca. 590/80–ca. 529 BCE)
"pop-up [anything]"
"Bloomberg"
"curate"
"artisanal"
"bandwidth"
"cloud-based"
"collaboration"
"Duck"
"Dynasty"
"douche"

Please bloggers stop saying anything is "bespoke" and if you picked something out, you didn't "curate" it for god's sake.

Super star? If that is the definition of a super star, I'ma go stick my head in the oven. Guess he still makes killer $$ doing D list gigs for rich people. He's still a racist, misogynistic asshole.

Christ in heaven the backwards witch weather-man I am WEEPING.
I am actually sobbing with laughter.

Please be my boyfriend. Or come to my apartment and play with my yoga ball. I will pay you all my money.
"As we scan across—Oh!"

I nominate "boobies" "ta-tas" "hoo-ha" and any other words that infantilize the female anatomy. Use your grown-up words, assholes.

I am looking forward to when the fashion/clothing industry stops using the term "boyfriend" to describe any loose-fit clothing item. I am pretty sure I have never had a boyfriend that wore thin, v-neck t-shirts with tiny breast pockets, or red, corduroy, cropped pants.

Nom. Or noms, or om noms, or whatever the fuck these perky, cutesy food blogging idiots say. Also - yummy and tummy. You're not fucking four. And add amazeballs to this list too.

Bling.
Baby dance.
Baby batter.
Baby daddy.
Baby bump.
Post Baby body.
Bikini body.
YOLO.
Miley Cyrus.
Anything Karadashian.
Princess. ( as in 'I look like a princess', usually said with an upwards inflection by a grown ass woman.)

I prefer "Pad Palace" to "Tampon Retreat" because alliteration is totes adorbs. (Sorry!)

My number one pick: Man Cave. For the love of whatever you consider holy, please stop using this term. It's akin to a woman declaring a room her "Tampon Retreat". Other picks which sound like the speaker/writer lost their train of thought:
- Adorbs
- Vacay
- Ridic
- Totes

Ok I have two more: baby mama and baby daddy. Seriously? This person is nothing to you at all? They aren't even an ex-something? A little respect people. Baby mama and baby daddy should be reserved for sperm donors and surrogates.

I'd like to add all of the annoying blog abbreviations for your husband/children such as DH, DD, DS. PUKE. They have names people!

I've been petitioning this site (and others) for the removal of the phrase "Baby Bump".

Can people please stop calling their husbands "hubby?" That would be great, thanks.

The tire-puncturing dog visual is like a Monty Python animation.

CAT. VOMIT. TELL ME IT'S NOT REAL.

Please someone tell me how your shirt falls completely down and you don't feel it. If I have a spare thread graze my skin, I have to cut it off before it drives me nuts. Am I hypersensitive?

Also, the woman anchor scared of the giant snake is totally legitimate.