My MIL gave me a "historical roots of modern paganism" calendar last year for Christmas. In that simple gesture, she recognized a) I had pagan leanings b) I loved history and c) that I needed to be shown she wasn't going to judge.

Just decorated my tree and I'm so happy. At Mr. Wonderful's suggestion we just did fabric bows and baby's breath this year. He remembered his mom using baby's breath on the tree when he was a kid. I have to say, it looks amazing. If you don't have ornaments, $20-30 of baby's breath (for an 8 foot tree) does the…

"But...but...I would be *FLATTERED* if women ogled my peen in public, even once!!!!"

Says guys who have no idea that their baseless fantasy of all young, fit, attractive ladies giving them sexy winks at the bar occasionally while flirting is not at all comparable to the reality of leering/catcalls/sexual aggression…

Shower-dodger! I want to call all of my least favorite people this. Best insult.

From the photo below the headline, it appears that Charlie has been accepted into the Green Lantern Corps, so he's got that going for him. I hear it's a sweet gig.

yay! greyhound! weeee! here's mine

They rescued a couple greys, they can do no wrong by me. Greyhounds are wonderful, loving, mellow dogs.

Yeah, maybe it's just me but I don't see how they're ill-matched. Aesthetically they look similar. Tatted up, wearing black- I imagine they met at a coffee shop and bonded over tumblr and cats. She knits him wool socks and he helps her move into her new refurbished warehouse apartment in Bushwick, and then they go…

Thank you for saying it. I don't find either of them attractive either. When did it become wrong to acknowledge that some people aren't attractive/pretty? What they're trying to do is fine with me but to get the point across they could have picked more attractive people.

"Paul Rudd will be playing Ant-Man"...in my pants.

Hey, Jez. So, can y'all do me a solid and write a whole article listing the reasons why Lupita Nyong'o is our official New Best Friend? Yeah, I get y'all like JLaw and her lack of filter and her love of food, but can we try something different? Do that for me. Thank you.

Clint Eastwood: 7 children by 5 different women, some of whom he kept a secret because they were with his mistresses.

I actually like Beyoncé, not an extreme fan but can appreciate. However, why do we have to see everyone's ass now? Seems like porn has become mainstream, to the point that nobody even blinks at the fact that she's pretty much naked. Sad to see that women have to be naked to stay relevant.

Plus she's a complete control freak.

"I am going to make Kim Kardashian a bigger performer than Beyonce," said Kanye. "Me and Kim will soon be the first couple of Hip Hop."

"Dot says she needs her a toddler cause' these ones is gettin' too big to cuddle"

He's got a full acre of area!