One can only hope all of that happened!

I like their tops, but there are a lot of see through tops and blouses that won’t cut it in an office that is 95% guys (and wearing a cami underneath is a drag when it is 95 degrees outside).

Your friend deserves all the hugs and chocolate in the world.

Can I steal the name “Francois, Zen Poet” for my next furry kid that I will adopt? Not to mock him, just to honor the wonderful spirits of Francois and your amazing Momma.

I’m the youngest of 7 kids and we had a horrible year when I was 7- Dad was on strike for 110 days. He and Mom worked anywhere they could and Mom tried not to make us feel as stressed as they were. Mom made and sold incredibly detailed Raggedy Ann and Andy dolls, literally until her fingers bled. When the strike was…

I am 5’8” and I adore my maxi dresses, but WHY can’t they make more style that are not only bra strap friendly but also don’t scream “Look here it’s cleavage town”?

In my heart I know that it’s wrong for me to fixate on this buuuut......I have noticed when ever I have read about or toured a grandiose/hot mess house , one of the owners usually croaks shortly after they move in. I don’t wish this for either of them, but if they install an express elevator to hell in the basement of…

Thanks, it makes me happy to help! :)

Former makeup artist here: Take it easy on yourself. Just try smiling in the mirror, brush on some blush onto the apples of your cheeks, then (without loading more on the brush) take that and sweep it back & up towards the hair in front of your ears. If it looks too bright/heavy when you get into your work environment…

Tip for shady car salesmen who wish to rip off recently widowed women: Beware, we are on to your trick of using some p.o.s. book that isn't even NADA, Kelly's or anything remotely ever related to real pricing.

You just made me laugh like a she-beast, all snorts and deep laughing. I needed that, thanx!!!

I had a skank customer try to return pee stained/frayed/OLD undies and a matching shriveled up bra. As the department manager, I backed up my sales person (who was awesome as hell) and refused the skank. She high tailed it upstairs and my idiot ASSistant store manager insisted that I do the return myself. I gave her…

I have a habit of exfoliating my lips with the towel after I wash and dry my face/or brush my teeth & then I slick on some Rosebud salve. Easy, quick and it works.

I'm currently cursing my formerly decent hairdresser for a variation of this shleppy style that is making me look like frickin' Daria's Mom every.damn.day. until it grows out enough for me to run screaming to a new stylist.

I too was severely let down by both the gloss and the lipstick versions of Clinique's Black Honey. I am fair skinned dark brown/auburn and I looked like a failed version of Lily Munster in that shade.

Bwaahahahahaha!!! One of the biggest bitches I've ever worked with was trying to get me jelly over her stupid rose gold Kors watch. Tra la la and a bottle of (inset name of booze I will never share with her dumb ass).

Sadly this is not the first domestic violence incident involving a lughead cretin from 104.1:

A) That's not a skirt, that's a punishment

We had the best time watching the JRT club nearby hold races at the FL state fair- those dogs loooove to run and are just too cute.

Aaaaand he was a dick to my 1st husband after he was diagnosed with a brain tumor and going through surgery/chemo/radiation. Many, many family members and friends tried to write or call his organization to get one stinking word or a stupid signed photo from Lance Asswrong. Nada, zip, zilch. Before he passed away, it…