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Am I the ONLY one who despises the word "craft" being used to describe acting? It just seems so pretentious. Stick to macrame or fashioning wind chimes out of Budweiser cans when you use the word "craft", fercrissakes!

Fellow BBWG here- and I never particularly enjoyed being called out on it. Not when I was 10 (tall for my age with long hair) and a grown man pinched my butt and I forced him to apologize (yelling "hey, I'm still a kid" in a teeny voice works wonders). Nor when I had flat butt cheerleaders mock me by sticking their

Re: Jessica Simpson- Ahem, cough. Getting thin for a one day event/one dress.Not healthy, long term thinking.

Was the shirt drop lady what the other one referred to as "slow and slutty"?

I had a boss that overused certain words, many times incorrectly. So now we must ban the overuse of :applicable, propagate and the phrase "bubble that up".

Zelda, thanks, it was a wonderful 1st marriage, and I am very blessed & happy now. I wish the same for Lisa and really everyone who has a good heart- including Ms. Zelda.

Thanks, it's hard enough being a widow at a young age without the unnecessary bs other people throw at you (and getting junk mail from AARP and elder law attorneys at 40 doesn't scream "smart marketing tactics").

Pretty sure we could erase the national debt by offering a lottery- each $5 ticket brings a slim chance of being able to bitchslap Bieber. Hit the powerball number and you are allowed to go on a 5 minute tirade at him while simultaneously shredding his collection of douchey shades in a wood chipper.

After clicking on the People article about Lisa Niemi (Patrick Swayze's widow), I am very happy for her that she is engaged.

As they lay together on the satin sheets, basking in the afterglow, she stroked his grey back fur, trailing her fingers down his crepey skinned spine towards his shriveled prune ass...just lost my breakfast.

Nor "prune cheeks: or the ever popular "turtle arse".

My bitchy former MIL gave everrryone mean gifts (she totes acted liked they were sincere/nice gifts). I was a size 6 at the time and received the biggest (size xxxxxxl) Men's stab-you-in-the-retinas purple terrycloth zip neck sweatshirt with a gold embroidery casino logo (from one of the really older/sad casinos). It

Arrrrgh! I am one of the "lucky" ones born on Christmas Eve. It's not about "being needy" to have one special day of the year to celebrate your birth, even when you are an adult. I am fortunate that my family makes an effort to wrap birthday presents in birthday paper and carves out a small bit of time to sing happy

I have had a really tough struggle dealing with the sudden unexpected death of my sister (fatal aneurysm, thanks a lot tobacco industry). We were only 18 months apart, shared a room throughout childhood, and a lot of people asked if we were twins as kids. My Mom mailed me a huge box of her clothes. We had the same

To me, the fake bag thing comes down to ethics- do I really want to look great and yet contribute to child labor/terrorism/ manufacturers who think lead is still an acceptable metal to use? I am not a designer bag wearing person, but the fakes have a pretty icky dark side.

Hmmm, why am I wishing that Santa would organize a flash mob of angry plus sized women to swarm every hotel that little pocket troll stays in? Then again, perhaps just letting him implode himself with all of his douchey behavior until the record industry finally stops feeding his ego and he slinks away, eventually

YES!!! Speaking as a person who sold perfume for a living (and I could identify a zillion with my eyes closed) perfumes and colognes DO spoil ! I always wind up next to the wench that marinaded herself in it prior to exiting the house. Do the world a favor and buy Aunt Mildred a new bottle O' smellgood, then beg her