It’s a fad, like anything else. Give it some time.

I used to LOVE bologna, American cheese, and white bread. Can’t stand that shit now. Funny how tastes change.

American bacon is crispy bacon. Aussie bacon is what the Americans call Canadian Bacon or, more accurately, ‘ham’.

The lesson here is to ignore everything on Instagram, Twitter, and Snapchat. Also Vine and Periscope if those still exist. The ‘content’ on those apps are for people who think some tongue rolling and name-chanting are ‘music’ and communicate mainly by holding the Shift key and then typing the special characters over…

My partner and I met via mobile dating app. Neither of us was looking for something serious, but both of us ended up developing feelings (really quickly). Neither of us really believes in marriage either, but we’ve both confessed to one another that we sort of feel like we’ve found ‘the one’.

Ooh, yeah. I meant ‘phoned in’. Mailed in would work, too.

Performative hypersexuality is a turnoff regardless of who’s doing it, men or women. Sexuality is good; performative hypersexuality is a turnoff for OP and myself, among others. It’s overplayed and overused, especially by music video directors for pop stars right now.

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• First of all, what is your favorite grocery store? Where I’m from (central FL) it was Publix. I moved to Australia a few years ago, and now it’s Aldi, because of the dramatically lower pricing over the major chains here (Coles and Woolworths)

Weinstein does not appear in any of the films he financed. If we pull every product funded in part by someone with a criminal history, we pull almost all products in all categories. If we pull shows starring convicted, repeat sexual predators acting like wholesome good guys, that’s a much smaller list, with a much…

The difference is that ‘Weinstein films’ aren’t films starring Weinstein acting like a stand-up guy around women. The Cosby Show was a show starring Cosby acting like a stand-up guy around women.

Any bar that stocks egg whites for a whisky sour

Which came first; the short pour or the shit tip?

Vodka soda with lime

I keep a bottle of Hendrick’s on hand for precisely this reason; if you host a sufficiently large gathering, you’re bound to get at least one Hendrick’s connoisseur.

Vodka + celery.

Gin’s Dutch / British and Tonic is British. Where does the Spaniard bias come into play?

I prefer brown or vodka to gin. I’m dating a gin lover; half my bar is gin now. I’ve gotten a lot more creative with mixing up good gin drinks.

They have Gay Conversion therapy in Australia? I thought it was confined to The South in the States.

Boulavardier and Sazerac are a lot more likely to get you confused looks from the bartenders than ‘vodka tonic’ or ‘rum and coke’ if you’re at any of the 99% of the bars in the world that aren’t trendy hipster mixology speakeasies or filming locations from old James Bond movies.