Superhero movies are sort of like watching a Street Fighter training match between two players with their health set to ‘infinite’. Lots of flashing, smashing, flying around, etc. Not much of consequence actually happens, unless you’re the type of person endlessly enthralled by things flashing, smashing, and flying…

My white friend smarted off to the cops when they were arresting someone else one night, and they tackled him, beat him on the inside of his thighs, and locked him overnight in a freezing cold room for ‘resisting arrest’ before letting him off.

Born without testicles / XY chromosomes.

American society has some of the highest obesity rates in the world. 2/3 of men are overweight or obese, with an even high proportion of women falling into those categories. Obesity-related health problems make up some of the leading causes of death & represent an astronomical medical burden. The fact we keep…

“golf clubs are preposterous fortified outposts of social and financial privilege completely devoid of moral worth, bastions of historic racism and sexism and anti-Semitism that expect a medal if they have reformed themselves to mere raging classism”

If you walk in front of a car with a fraction of a second before impact, the car either hits you, or swerves off the road or into other lanes of traffic. No matter what kind of autonomous programming you have going, this scenario is going to have a bad outcome.

*prohibits intoxicated people from flying

Someone in NSW hysterically overreacting in the name of ‘safety’ in response to some astronomically improbable scenario? You don’t say.

We hated Avery, because she was hot, and she fucks on top

The appropriate way to handle this is to have him castrated.

“most men” - plenty of men are shitty people, but you need to step back and assess your dating habits if you think “most men” behave this way.

Whether HIV is contracted through contaminated blood transfusions (extremely unlikely nowadays) or unsafe sex / intravenous drug use, the bottom line is that it’s a hugely risky move for any organization to knowingly assign someone with HIV to work in Cambodia.

Yeah, it’s not like any Westerners who travel to Cambodia would ever engage in risky behavior likely to expose them / others to STDs. And it’s also perfectly reasonable to assume you’ll have access to costly state-of-the-art medical care while doing charity work in some rural backwater in a third-world country.

T_T

Even if I didn’t know anything else about him, I could sort of hate Kushner just by seeing a picture of his face. Am I a bad person, or does he just have an easily-hated face?

I’m just waiting for Vanguard to offer a ‘Prison-Industrial Complex ETF’ investment option.

HamNo wrote an article, then ajdragoon made a joke about kneeling with a gun, then you posted a pic of a white dude kneeling with a gun. Really highbrow stuff, and it went right over my little head.

That’s not an assault rifle, and the dude isn’t in a populated area. Aside from the fact that he’s kneeling, nothing in this pic really has any relevance to the debate over assault weapons or mass shootings.

Holy shit do you sound like an insufferable prick. Go cry into your pillow for a while or something.

Sweet, I’m less butthurt about missing out on the whole ‘heaven’ thing now.