Norwegians are among the world’s most educated / skilled workforce and are largely proficient in English as well. Skin color aside, you can bet that, on average, immigrants from Norway will be better educated and better equipped to adapt to American society than immigrants from Somalia.

Porn.

People who bought their houses at a realistic market value are fine. People who bought them at inflated bubble prices lost their asses in most cases. Some, who managed to hang on for a decade, saw their investments return to approximately where they were during the bubble, in some cases.

Molests girl, blames Satan, kills self.

They’re not BAD. They’re just not really a cohesive story. There’s a narrative, but it’s so surreal and ‘psychedelic’ (even if it’s mostly written in understandable English, the things and events it describes are driven by forces literally beyond human comprehension) that after you finish it, you can spend an endless…

While it can be tempting to enter into a political or ideological debate with people who will never be swayed by appeals to reason, history, or statistics / facts, it’s a better idea not to.

Sessions is an evil serpent.

I have arms like that, only they’re love handles, not arms.

You’re deliberately misinterpreting what I’m saying in order to press forward with your own preferred narrative. That’s fine. Hopefully your moral outrage benefits someone, somewhere.

Solidarity would be demanding higher minimum wages, better healthcare, a shorter work week, paid parental leave, more union membership / protecting workers’ right to unionize, and imposing penalty wage rates on companies that make their employees work late, or over weekends / holidays... not simply crying about how…

The fuck I’m talking about is - you don’t just randomly bring textbooks to work and then fall asleep in the back room, as a freak accident.

Studying at work, and then falling asleep on the job and getting caught, is not a simple ‘mistake’. It’s indicative of repeat behavior, most likely an increasingly brazen disregard for job responsibilities. It is both unethical and negligent.

It doesn’t matter if it’s a minimum wage worker (Waffle House) or a highly paid professional (heart surgeon). Don’t nap on the clock. There’s really nothing controversial about this.

Is that your response whenever you get busted sleeping on the job?

Should the U.S. have better minimum wages? Yes. Should we feel sorry for employees who lose their jobs as a result of sleeping on the job? No. In a scenario in which The Takeout is robbed as a result of a sleeping overnight security guard, I’d like to see whether or not they defend the sleeping guard because “working…

Make sure to warn people with cayenne allergies, and also people with nut allergies. Then check your smoke detectors to ensure they’re still operable. Safety first! Also don’t plug your slow cooker in unless it’s UL-certified. Finally wash your hands for AT LEAST 20-30 seconds after handling your nuts, to prevent the…

International millionaire celebrity Oscar winner who dates famous models and actresses “never really had a prime”.

There has never been a time when we didn’t have a recession/near-depression every ten years — in fact, we have them more frequently than that, and have since, well, the beginning of our nation’s economy.

It’s real. Equally real is the person who spent $5000 on BTC yesterday after being convinced it can only keep rising in value, and then saw the value of their investment drop by nearly 20% in less than a day.

I can vouch for these things. They capture an incredible number of wasps / yellow jackets. My parents have some around their place in Appalachia.