And roundabouts. They’re new around here and nobody knows how they work. 80 percent of people stop going into them even though there’s a yield sign and no traffic. The other 20 percent just give no fucks and blast into it regardless of traffic.

Stopping on the wrong side of the road facing into oncoming traffic so your lazy ass doesn’t have to walk to the mailbox after you get home from work. Bonus points if you decide to flip through all of your mail or even begin to read it while parked on the wrong side of the road, facing into oncoming traffic, and…

If your friend doesn’t also have a car in need of shelter then you need new friends.