I was a bit tired and had a date with a pretty hot dude. There’s a pub around the corner from me so we meet at my place and head from there. As we walk down the street there’s a bunch of trees hanging low over the path.

I was a bit tired and had a date with a pretty hot dude. There’s a pub around the corner from me so we meet at my place and head from there. As we walk down the street there’s a bunch of trees hanging low over the path.

Well, in that case, here’s my first level - Koopa Shell Pipe-Cleanout

Regarding self-licking : I once licked my elbow, because it’s some kind of physical impossibility and my elbow was just there in front of my mouth. The skin is like calloused ball skin. FULL DISCLAIMER : I was only able to achieve this remarkable feat because I had dislocated my shoulder and tore all the muscle…

Handy hint : to avoid lube-stains and others, lay a towel down first and hump all over that

I always thought their tricksiness and independence was down to what purpose they served as part of domestication. Dog rely on a reward system to be effectively trained to hunt. For cats, the end IS the means and being domesticated to prevent rodent infestation of grain and whatnot means they are almost wholly…

Ha! I have a great picture of my twin brother's head stuck in a pelican's bill that was taken here... memories...

Haha... at the time it was pretty scary, and like I said, it sure shaped the way I grew up seeing the world. And all those fears gave way to curiosity and a pretty good tolerance to fear and an impression that there could be some kind of totally unknown, amazing stuff around us we can't comprehend. If I tell the story…

My brother and I had a really odd experience when we were quite young... I don't really want to go into detail in such a public forum (please don't see that as an admission of an untruth), but even on the extremely rare occasion that we discuss what we saw, the matching-up of our story - despite the muddying of time -…

Gonzo Parhelion

My dog's name is Xolotl Leatherette.

What colour is rape green?

I especially enjoy the placement of the dummy's hand and his camp grin. Deviants!

+1

I was so oddly offended by that, that I gasped :O

I knooooow, but....

Oh my, that was anticlimactic.

Yuck. So much bitching at the mum here!

Oh God, some of the chicks I know would be so chuffed if I turned out to be straight.

Oh God, the chicks I know would be so happy to know I was actually straight.