Timely, topical, and nauseating, all at the same time. Impressive!

23 body sculpting tips that will have your dad drooling.

I definitely searched for cute puppy head tilt gifs a lot longer than I should have.

Well she didn’t hide it, people just overlooked it due to the whole ‘victim of sexual abuse’ vibe that was coming of her due to the relationship with her father.

Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.

She really hid her Trumposity well for awhile, but no more.

Yes Ivanka, Cosmo readers do and should care about issues impacting women and children (and families of all kinds) which is why they fucking asked you those questions.

The 20s didn’t even end well for Clara Bow.

You would think that, somewhere, in all their many departments, at least one person would be able to come up with an algorithm that knows when a dick is being sucked.

Don’t forget the kicker: when Dr. Oz asked about his exercise regimen, he apparently said he considers giving campaign speeches sufficient exercise because he waves his arms around.

It is a lie. The IRS has said he is not under audit for certain years (I want to say 2001-2008 but I can’t remember?) and can release those. He maintains that he wants to release everything as a full package but can’t. :( It’s a total fucking lie. People on CNN have called out his surrogates, and they say it’s NOT a…

I’m waiting to read the report that will surely state things like

What worries me about Donald Trump isn’t his addiction to fast food. It’s that his favorite item on McDonald’s menu is the “Fish Delight.”

Dr. Oz, who told The Politico this morning that he will not be asking the candidate any “questions he doesn’t want to have answered.”

“Patient has small penis.”

Well, to be fair, what is a comprehensive physical examination if not your body being audited?

So...basically the same excuse as with the taxes. He’s “being audited” and he’s “having a physical”.

I can see the skepticism, especially off-camera, but honestly, I thought her smirking made her look pretty bad.

It makes no sense to me. To marry him and then basically force him to have a kid he has zero interest in? I don’t think he’s THAT rich.